<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[calves - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>calves - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:20:44 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/calves/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Remove Your Trousers, or We'll Have Them Removed for You]]></title><description><![CDATA[Let's get a look at your legs, San Francisco! Saturday, January 12 is the annual "No Pants" subway ride, as originated in NYC by Improv Everywhere and <A href="http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.as...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/01/11/remove_your_tro/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242ac144ad066cdcf61f19</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[BART]]></category><category><![CDATA[boxers]]></category><category><![CDATA[briefs]]></category><category><![CDATA[calves]]></category><category><![CDATA[creamy thighs]]></category><category><![CDATA[DO NOT]]></category><category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category><category><![CDATA[improv]]></category><category><![CDATA[Improv Everywhere]]></category><category><![CDATA[Ira Glass]]></category><category><![CDATA[knees]]></category><category><![CDATA[legs]]></category><category><![CDATA[no pants]]></category><category><![CDATA[NYC]]></category><category><![CDATA[pantless]]></category><category><![CDATA[San Francisco]]></category><category><![CDATA[subway]]></category><category><![CDATA[undies]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Baume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:02:30 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141642_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188956.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<b>When:</b> Saturday, January 12 at 3:00 PM, Sharp! (Over by around 5:30)
<b>Where:</b> I'm thinking we should meet across the street from Embarcadero station, but I'm open to ideas here.
<b>Bring:</b> A backpack or other place to stow pants once they've dropped.
<b>Do NOT bring:</b> A camera, this would make things waaay too obvious
<b>Wear:</b> Normal winter clothes (hat, gloves, etc)</blockquote>

<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry141642_thumb-thumb-640xauto-188956.jpg" alt="Remove Your Trousers, or We'll Have Them Removed for You"><p>Check <a href="http://emerson.facebook.com/event.php?eid=7825663237">the event's Facebook (ugh) page</a> for details and updates. Or just show up pantless. We look forward to seeing you in attendance, Linton Johnston.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>