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<p>A shirtless (maybe high?) gentleman hopped aboard an empty AC Transit bus this morning at the temporary Transbay Terminal in San Francisco and <a href="http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2013/07/19/man-arrested-for-stealing-ac-transit-bus-leading-cops-on-long-chase/">took it for a joyride</a> all the way to Escalon, in Stanislaus County, 100 miles away and east of Tracy and Stockton. He was then promptly arrested.</p>

<p>The theft happened this morning at 9 a.m., and after it was reported some CHP officers spotted the bus on the road and chased it east on 580, and east on Highway 120 to Escalon, where they <a href="http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Spike-Strip-Stops-Stolen-AC-Transit-Bus-216197171.html">finally managed to stop it with a spike strip</a> in the road. In any event, he was then apprehended and charged with grand theft, reckless driving, and "failure to yield."</p>

<p>We look forward to hearing more of this fun tale.</p>

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<p>The Cirque will be performing in the parking lot of AT&amp;T park, which seems like a totally appropriate venue. The football game, meanwhile, will be in a football stadium. Details after the jump.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>