The new lottery system in which hopeful Burners register for pairs of tickets ahead of them going on sale, is already causing much chaos and heartache among the furry-boot set. As the Guardian breathlessly reported this weekend, initial requests for tickets far exceeded the supply, leading organizers to guess that many people requested more tickets than they needed, and had friends or family members submit requests on their behalf, for fear of not getting tickets at all. As you'll recall, last year's event sold out, leading to a healthy black market trade for exorbitantly priced tickets on Craigslist which the tried-and-true Burner community finds disgusting. But hey, it's the American way.
Burners Freak Out Over Another Possible Ticket Shortage
Get Your Burning Man Tickets While They're Still Expensive
Burning Man presale tickets went on sale today. Or rather: the opportunity to volunteer to possibly pay a premium on $420 early bird tickets opened up today. As in previous years, presale tickets to the dust fest are the most expensive, but under the new lottery-based ticketing system put in place this year, only 3,000 lucky Burners will get the opportunity to pay top dollar. Less fluid attendees, on the other hand, are already fretting about how the three-tiered pricing system will play out.
Burning Man Switching to Lottery System for Ticket Sales
After tickets to Burning Man's weeklong fur boots and utility belts gala sold out for the first time this year, organizers have devised a new ticketing-by-lottery scheme they hope will eliminate the first-come, first-served rush to buy tickets that burned out the festival's computer servers. In an email to the Jack Rabbit Says newsletter, reprinted on the ePlaya forums, organizers detailed the proposed lottery system:
Watch Burning Man 2011 Gala Live
Too poor or too interesting to attend this year's Burning Man festivities in the Black Rock Desert? Have no worries. Here's some live streaming to whet your appetite. Arid-looking, yes? Unlike the days of yore, however, this year's Burning Man has plenty of luxe style and artisanal comforts for "[p]eople [who] have less and less time to be radically self-reliant."
How's Burning Man Rapture Treating You?
Whether cultural touchstone or long-belated Sophomore year, there's no denying that Burning Man arouses imagination and ire like little else. We're game for the conceit of spending hours creating that which will be destroyed, representative as it is of ego negation and an embrace of the transitory. But then so much of it became about the boobies, and as much as we like those, and we couldn't but give up on the whole affair.
The NYT Profiles a Couple of Bougie Burners from L.A.
True to form, when the New York Times decides to devote column space to Burning Man, it has to be a style piece focusing on a pair of well-off designers from L.A. who dumped at least $25K into fixing up an Airstream in "luxe-nomadic" "Moorish splendor."
Burning Man Playa Cleanser: Moments With Marco, Creator of 'Bliss Dance' Installation
Welcome to Burning Man Playa Cleanser. A sure to be short-lived series that's kind of like a palate cleanser, but is better suited for brushing the dust off of your playa goggles and blowing the desert boogers out of your nasal cavity. In the inaugural edition: We spend some brief moments with Marco Cochrane, creator of the "Bliss Dance" installation on Treasure Island and the type of person who spends all year preparing artworks that will inevitably be climbed upon by the revelers of Black Rock City. Observe:
Burning Man Architect Rod Garrett Dies at Age 76
Rod Garrett, the man responsible for laying out Black Rock City's iconic horseshoe of whacky art and self-expression, died last week at the age of 76. Although the original burn on Baker Beach back in 1986 never required any sort of master plan, Garrett's services were necessary when the growing desert festival was first held on private land in 1997. The New York Times obituary explains:
This Is Why People Hate San Francisco: Volume 10
We return again for an installment of this ofttimes confusing feature, in which we ask those ensconced too cozily in your SF bubbles to take a step back, summon your inner C.W. Nevius, and try to understand why some folks just don't appreciate the way we do things here — if for nothing else than to enjoy an ironic chuckle at our own expense. If all of this seems too difficult, please refer to our other recurring feature, 7 Reasons to Love San Francisco, and be on your merry way.
Today's topic: people who bring their children to Burning Man
Red Tricycle's Guide To Bringing Kids To Burning Man
If dragging your child to a drug-fueled party in the desert is your bag, you're in luck. Parenting newsletter Red Tricycle recently published this jarring Insider’s Guide to Burning Man with Kids (which we spotted on 7x7) and it is nothing short of genius. Burners/parents Harley K. Dubois (Harley) and Cory Mervis (Lady Merv) shed some light on hanging out on the playa with kids. A few recommended tips:
S.F. Supervisors Chiu, Kim, and Mar Heading to Burning Man
Supervisors David Chiu and Jane Kim will voyage to the annual art and drug festival in the Nevada desert known as Burning Man. For whatever reason, they plan on spending only 24 hours there, flying there in a private plane. "For several years, I've wanted to visit the Black Rock Desert to learn about how Burning Man is building 21st Century community, creating art, and fostering sustainability," Chiu told the SF Bay Guardian's Steve Jones.
Relevant Facebook Status Update Of The Day
Via D.K.: All the Burning Man people are at Home Depot.
We Read the Weeklies: August 3, 2011
Gather round kids. Grandpa's got a story about three Bay Area alt-weeklies and what they decided to report on this week, at the height of this long, misty, fog-gray summer. Don't worry, it won't take long.
Lingerie for Your Burning Man [Updated]
When SFist caught a glimpse of this sign in front of Luscious Wear on Polk yesterday, we first noticed no connection to Burning Man the event but were instead forced to imagine burning man loins, something we'd rather not imagine on Polk Street.
No Burning Man For You! (Unless You Already Bought Your Ticket)
We suppose that only the most JV, flaky, and virginal among you Burners would wait until late July to buy your Burning Man tickets, but if you did, sucks for you! For the first time in the dusty, druggy event's 25-year history, the thing is completely sold out, one month ahead of time. Organizers are capping ticket sales now, in compliance with their land use permit, and there will be no more sold, even at the gate.
Thursday Morning Roundup
This morning we learn the firefighter who was injured in last night's 3-alarm Mission blaze is doing fine, but there's still no word on what caused the fire. The temporary Mayor won't be heading to Burning Man, but you might still be able to hitch a ride with David Chiu. There's a better way to judge the Giants' current W-L record, a new drinking game to play on Muni, and more...
Burning Man Tickets Go On Sale Today
At 10 am today, tickets for Burning Man, the popular gala in the desert, will go on sale. While ticket prices can seem, well, price - they run anywhere from $210 to $320 - the event organizers do have a low income program available, which you can apply for on January 26.
Burning Man 2010: Scenes from the Playa
SFist opted out of Burning Man this year, but we're certain a fair number of you out there are currently sleeping it off/sweating out your drugs/picking dust out of your ears and just waiting to stare at a few photos on the internet to remind yourselves what just happened. Also, for the rest of you, here's a look at what you missed by staying city-side.
Sales of Burning Man Supplies, Silly Outfits Way Up Over Last Year
(A photo from 2009's fest - AP Photo/Tara Todras-Whitehill)
Enterprise Rent-A-Car Says 'No' to Burning Man
Local photographer Troy Holden spotted this sign posted on the window of Enterprise on Folsom and Fourth streets. For obvious reasons.
Gay Burning Man 2010 Camps
Queer folks attending this year's Burning Man, listen up: Gay Cities has a short list of gay resources you should check out. A few gay camps are:
Burners Upset Over Orchard Supply Hardware Ad?
SF Weekly reports that San Jose-based hardware supply chain Orchard Supply Hardware produced an ad targeted at Burning Man ticket holders. "At Orchard Supply Hardware, we like to help people make the most of what they have," reads the ad. "One of the ways is, We Pay the Sales Tax Weekend, which happens to be this weekend! Just in time to finish your Burning Man project." Pretty convenient, yes? Well, according to SF Weekly, some burners were displeased with the corporate infiltration, however minimal, into the popular furry-cowboy-hat-saturated Labor Day Weekend festival.
Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Fire Dancer Practices for Burning Man in Dolores Park While Wearing Cycling Pants
The indefatigable Allan Hough of Mission Mission brings our attention to this video, shot by claydiva, showcasing a fire dancer practicing for Burning Man in Dolores Park while wearing the tightest outfit imaginable.
Burning Man '09 to Feature Texting, Cell Phone Service
Gone are the days of the technology and currency-free oasis of drugs, dust and art both whimsical and questionable.
SF Bay Guardian Does Drugs
The Guardian's Drug Issue is out, and it's laced (that's editor Steven T. Jones' word, not ours) with "good shit" ranging from a piece about women's meth use on the rise in SF; a roundup of trippy literature; the requisite piece about marijuana decriminalization; a meditation on the evolution of nightlife drugging by Marke B; and a handy guide to hallucinogen use at Burning Man--especially handy for those, like us, who weren't previously familiar with the terms "candy-flipping" (using LSD and ecstasy together) or "hippie-flipping" (shrooms and ecstasy).
Photos: Fire Arts Festival at the Crucible
Oh man, not some hippie Burning Man-ish art thing," you whine? Yes, another hippie Burning Man-ish art thing! Why? Because: fire. And lots of it. See, this weekend the annual Fire Arts Festival immolated on Saturday at the Crucible, gloriously. The annual festival "celebrates creativity through fire and light with a spectacular open-air exhibition of interactive fire art, performance and the largest collection of outdoor fire sculpture on the West Coast."
SFist Tonight / SFist Cares: Help Hollis Heal Herself. Holler Horribly Here.
Local bicycle dancer and Burning Man veteran Hollis Hawthorne fell off a motorcycle while traveling in India. She hit her head and went into a coma.
More coverage:
* Hollis' friends' blog = http://friendsofhollis.blogspot.com/
* Hollis' family's blog = http://helpholligethome.blogspot.com/
* Chicken John has her story covered over at Laughing Squid.
Hollis needed to get home to the Bay Area to get specific medical treatment at the Stanford Medical Center. The price tag for the med-evac flight was about $150,000. That's where you come in -- with a karaoke mic!
Oh Yeah, Burning Man is Coming
What with all of the not taking synthetic drugs we've been doing as of late, we completely forgot that Labor Day Weekend is almost upon us. Yay! And with that comes that annual gathering of types out in the desert called Burning Man. You know, that place where people find themselves and/or commit suicide?
Feel the Burn
You'd think that Rob Anderson would be all for Burning Man, as its demographic most certainly overlaps with his despised "bike people" (like burnphile Steve Jones) getting them out of the City, and leaving him blissfully empty bike lanes into which he can weave with gleeful abandon. And yet, he describes this Sierra Club article on the desert fest as "The Sierra Club questions Burning Man" and pulls a single, damning quote from the article by Matthew Taylor "a Peace and Conflict Studies major at the University of California at Berkeley and the coeditor of PeacePower magazine." Funny, when we read that description of the author, we were actually surprised that the piece was as balanced as it was -- seriously, PeacePower magazine? If that's not a profile for a Burning Man bike person, we don't know what is. Sorry, Rob, if you're going to mis-characterize an article, better not link to it. (Tavy)
Grace Cathedral/Burning Man Arsonist Paul Addis Sentenced
Mentally-estranged dreamboat Paul Addis -- you know, the guy who performed last year's premature ignition at Burning Man and most recently tried to burn down Courteney Cox-Arquette and David Arquette's chapel of love? -- pleaded guilty to (presumably) arson, winning himself a cool 12-48 month in federal prison. According to Curbed (via Twitter):

