<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"><channel><title><![CDATA[bumpersticker - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, & Sports]]></title><description><![CDATA[SFist is San Francisco's source for fun, witty, & serious news. With updates about restaurants, events, sports, politics & more, SFist reaches millions of users in California.]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/</link><image><url>https://sfist.com/favicon.png</url><title>bumpersticker - SFist - San Francisco News, Restaurants, Events, &amp; Sports</title><link>https://sfist.com/</link></image><generator>Ghost 2.12</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:37:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://sfist.com/bumpersticker/rss/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[I Heart My Violent Alcoholic Family]]></title><description><![CDATA[This sticker spotted as we depart for the Thanksgiving holiday. As a non-native species, we left our family and all its colorful characteristics on the East Coast. But we've found new family out here,...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/11/26/this_sticker_spotted_as_we/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24312d44ad066cdcf96959</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category><category><![CDATA[bumper sticker]]></category><category><![CDATA[bumpersticker]]></category><category><![CDATA[family]]></category><category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist_Jonathan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:43:43 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry195028_thumb-thumb-640xauto-40933.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why Can't We All Just <del>Get Along</del> Conjugate Properly?]]></title><description><![CDATA[At first, we attributed the proliferation of spelling and grammar errors on the nation's bumpers to the rise of the make-your-own-bumper-sticker industry (e.g. <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/">Zazzle<...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/09/05/why_cant_we_all_just_get_along_conj/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c24263644ad066cdcf3c9e4</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[bumpersticker]]></category><category><![CDATA[grammar]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[SFist_Jonathan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:37:50 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry180654_thumb-thumb-640xauto-30654.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2008/12/entry180654_thumb-thumb-640xauto-30654.jpg" alt="Why Can't We All Just <del>Get Along</del> Conjugate Properly?"><p>First, in matters of spelling and grammar, we all live in glass houses: who among us has never made a mistake? Not long ago, Lynne Truss's best-selling book <em>Eats, Shoots &amp; Leaves</em> decried the proliferation of punctuation mistakes; in deliciously nit-picking <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2004/06/28/040628crbo_books1">his review of the book</a>, Louis Menand observed that "the first punctuation mistake in [Truss's book] appears in the dedication."</p>

<p>Second, perhaps this example is not an error at all, but rather a poetic deviation from standard diction in order to enhance the impact of the claim -- a trick known as <em>enallage</em>. In his 1908 magnum pompous <em>Grammar as a Science</em>, B.F. Sisk defines enallage as</p>

<blockquote>a substitution, as one part of speech for another, of one person, number, gender, case, tense, mode, or voice, of the same word, for another.</blockquote>

<p>That are an excellent definition! Best grammar alibi ever. More on enallage <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=naa20iNBtzEC">here</a>.</p>

<p>Third: just because someone can't write right doesn't mean they're wrong. Take this example: we agree! The sticker is right! Ignorance <em>are</em> bad foreign policy! And arrogance two!</p>

<p>This fine print on the sticker directs us to <a href="http://www.democracymeansyou.com/">www.democracymeansyou.com</a>. Perhaps we may order one for ourselves.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>