This sticker spotted as we depart for the Thanksgiving holiday. As a non-native species, we left our family and all its colorful characteristics on the East Coast. But we've found new family out here, and so we're looking for a sticker that reads "I heart my violent alcoholic family ." more ›

At first, we attributed the proliferation of spelling and grammar errors on the nation's bumpers to the rise of the make-your-own-bumper-sticker industry (e.g. Zazzle, where users can immortalize their mistakes on everything from postage stamps to sneakers). But we're beginning to think different about this issue. more ›

Tee hee. It's mean. more ›

Bumper sticker found on a vehicle in Oakland on Broadway and 20th Street. more ›

And on a Nazi-mobile, no less. Oy. more ›

While driving through the Inner Sunset this morning, we found ourselves stuck in traffic behind the hottest car ever(!) - the Chrysler Sebring - with Alabama plates. Our interest was of course piqued by the vehicular hotness of the Sebring...but once we read the three bumper stickers, we became head over heals in lust with the "Heart of Dixie" driver. Up until this day, it was big, shiny spoilers that got us all worked up. Well no more. It's candid, misogynistic bumper stickers that get us all hot and bothered now. (You have to know that we're totally kidding. About everything. Right?) more ›