Oh my God, we might all blow to bits. Well, some of you in the Mission might, that is. According to Curbed:...

Eeps! The bomb squad has been called over to the Oakland Marina this afternoon. It seems, according to Wendy Tokuda, that a box has been found, adorned with the text "81 millimeter mortar shells." Check out the live, alarmist web cast of the situation in progress here. Is it explosive? Is it a hoax? Will it blow? We'll update you when we find out more, or hear a loud "ka-pow" off in the distance.......

Hey, remember angry Sarah Nome, the lady who refused to move out of the Kaiser hospital in Marin for over a year, and ran up a $1.4 million bill? Well, Kaiser's 1) gotten ownership of her house in San Anselmo and 2) will be auctioning it off to pay off her tab. Kaiser was awarded the house after Nome was put in the care of the state (after her daughter refused to take her in),......

Alarmists of SF: We just received an word via AlertSF that: 6th Street between Market and Mission closed to all traffic due to police activity. Do NOT call 911 for information regarding this event. Sounds scary. Like, worse than when they closed that same strip to film that God-awful Rent. We hear it's a bomb threat, possibly at the Seneca Hotel Desmond Hotel. Any news? Deborah blames a paranoid tweaker. Let us know if......

Sadly, because the Virginia Tech shootings have, in a perverted way, inspired copycats, City College today was shut down because a copy cat threatened to start shooting students....

-You know how Gavin said we needed more money to fund all the new police work we're asking the police to do? He was only punking Chris Daly. ...

A 26 year old man in Mill Valley called in a bomb threat to Walgreens because he was upset about how long his prescription was taking. Unfortunately, the person who answered the phone recognized his voice and called the cops -- but not before the Walgreens was evacuated and thoroughly inspected by a police dog. That can't have sped matters along with the caller's prescription. Neville Gittens took a break from discussing the hit-and-run guy......

Man, if you want to go drag-racing, don't kill members of a royal family -- the 18-year-old suspect burst into tears after a judge in San Mateo County refused to lower her bail from $3 million. The DA was unmoved, saying, "Highway 101 is not a video game and it's not a racetrack." That's right -- that's what 280 is. A rash of bomb threats! Yesterday, the Hall of Justice was evacuated and the bomb......

TGIF, folks who don't work at home. Boy, it's been an almost comically-bad week for commuting: doesn't the Gitmo Montgomery shutdown seem like it happened ages ago? Well, we hope SFist Jon is still at work right now, because we don't think he could stand the latest -- 101 South is completely backed up after a woman jumped off the San Antonio overpass at Palo Alto, causing a seven-car pileup. Suicide is never the answer, but it's definitely not the answer when it involves ruining people's weekends too. Two lanes are still closed. And at least this time it wasn't a bomb threat (those moved over to three San Jose schools today instead) -- BART had to evacuate the South Hayward station and stop service beyond that stop to Fremont when a fire broke out around noon. And now it's drizzling again. Can we just all agree to be extra, extra careful on the way home? TGIF. ...

There was a holdup at the Millbrae station this morning due to a bomb threat on a Caltrain train, the second day in a row there was a bomb threat. For whatever reason, though, this bomb threat hasn't made the news. The only way we heard what happened was by calling the BART Police. Anyways, here is our account of getting stuck in the suck....

Okay, the downer news first: a 29-year-old woman in Redwood City has been arrested for tossing her dead newborn into a trash can. She first claimed it was premature, but the baby was full-term. She's now claiming the baby was stillborn. Investigators are looking into it. A number of Chinatown businesses flooded in yesterday's monsoon. (Though wait, aren't monsoons warm?) The PUC investigated and found out it was because local restaurants were illegally dumping oil down the drains. This caused a "huge greaseball' in the sewer, which caused about six inches of flooding. We love ya, Chinatown, but don't dump grease down the drain! And was your Caltrain ride delayed yesterday afternoon? You can thank a "bored" 19-year-old South City resident, who called in a fake bomb threat at 1:30 p.m. He's been arrested. ...

SFist Mary-Lynn gives us all the lowdown on Blogher, and SFist Rain gets the 'get' with Paula Kamen. There are places you can go for unverified rumors, anonymous vitriol and mysteriously funded local political news -- but only SFist offers you the vain popularity contests that you crave! Speaking of cravings, SFist Derrick shows us that money can't buy you good taste. The Office of the Ombudsman is closed until fall, but he leaves......

We can't stop chuckling over a phone call we just received from SFist Jackson. He was down in Room 263 at City Hall, covering the hearing determining how SFPD press passes are disbursed, and vying for them for your very own SFist. (We'll let him post on that for you himself, but we hear it was very interesting) There he was, hearing about who was getting denied and who was getting sweet, sweet SFPD......