The other three folks running for DA in November are none too pleased with District Attorney Gascón's decision to pass on an official investigation in to the "Run, Ed, Run campaign". In a press release sent out late yesterday, the campaigns of David Onek, Sharmin Bock and (oh, right, him too) Bill Fazio called out the Newsom-appointed temporary DA for making the call to drop the case so soon after the DA's office (sort of) admitted to not actually doing any investigative work. Onek for DA, et al. explain: more ›

Goodbye, Ed Jew's attorney Steven Gruel! The revolving door that is beleaguered former District 4 Supervisor Ed Jew's legal team spins once again, depositing the pugnacious Mr. Gruel on the street and leaving the team's latest addition Stuart Hanlon (hired to replace Bill Fazio in the state criminal case) in charge of all of Ed's legal matters. Gruel, as you may recall, was handling Ed's case on the city ethics charges and the federal racketeering claims, but now Hanlon will have all of Ed's cases. Busy man, Stuart Hanlon. more ›

Man, and we'd already cancelled all our usual plans! The Ed Jew October 26 trial's been delayed. Noooooooo! more ›

Sigh. Bill Fazio, Jew's attorney, is now saying that Ed will not accept the plea bargain, because the deal would have Jew stepping down as supervisor. Fazio goes on to tell the Chronicle, "[t]hat is the most crucial concern he has." Really? Because his sanity seems to be the bigger issue at this point. If Ed respects any of the people who voted him into office, why won't he step down? Like, now? And... more ›

Ed, you media whore. You get not one, but two posts today? Clever. Anyway, according to ABC7, prosecution just offered a plea bargain to Mr. Ed, one that would have him step down as your favorite fibbing San Francisco Supervisor -- as well as some other gentle slaps on the wrists, we're sure, but for now details of the entire plea bargain are private -- for lying about living in San Francisco, falsifying election... more ›

Speedy trial? Say it fast: OhNoEdJew! more ›

Man, we're bummed the Chron still hasn't put back up the pictures of the Canton Flower Shop and their stymied attempts to inspect the legendary shower in the back -- but we do have a new Matier and Ross column to summarize from the Tapioca Ed perspective: we call it M&R and Everyone We Know. more ›

10:30 p.m.: We went out to dinner and missed Ed Jew's surrender to the authorities.... in Burlingame!!! Awesome. Hey, that way he could just go straight home afterwards. Jew posted bail and was released on his own recognizance. His first court appearance is scheduled for July 16. more ›