Ah, the love of a man for a beautiful woman. Isn't it sweet? Frankly, no, we find the prospect of heterosexual relations completely offensive. We were reminded today (when an inside source leaked to us, a whole day before publish-date, AskMen.com's list of the "Top 99 Most Desirable Women") of our high school's Health Class: We were discussing the injurious effects of gender roles, and the clueless teacher added an additional layer of meaning to the lesson when he randomly called upon us and asked, "...for example, you - what physical characteristics do you consider to be desirable in women?" We replied, "tall, dark, hairy, and hung." It was episodes such as these that caused our move to San Francisco to come as no surprise to anyone. more ›