Results tagged “beastiality”

Because Valentine's Day is about necking, red roses, and Whitman's Samplers -- and not about making that special someone your creampie cutie for the night, you perverts -- the San Francisco Zoo's annual adult-only "Zoo Sex Tour" has changed its name to “Woo at the Zoo.” Why? No idea. But the zoo tells us:

In this video, zoologist Dave Salmoni demonstrates how to survive a tiger attack. Of course, it does appear that Dave and these tigers are lovers. The demonstration of a "hostile situation" involves a kinky threesome complete with zerberts. The main point in all of this is, don't run.

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