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<p>SFGate sports scribe Henry Schulman rises above the fray. In fact, we love his work on The Splash. And so should you. For example, today asks, <a href="http://blog.sfgate.com/giants/2011/10/06/is-it-time-for-brian-wilson-to-ditch-the-beard-might-be-easier-to-eat-that-chalupa-in-these-videos/?tsp=1">should noted Giants pitcher Brian Wilson should shave his beard</a>? We say yes. Oh yes. Check it:</p>

<blockquote>I’ve heard from lots of Giants fans who think it’s time for Brian Wilson to shave the beard.

<p>For the faithful, it was a wonderful and wacky part of the 2010 World Series run, but <strong>some believe that by shaving it Wilson symbolically can move forward, toward the next title run, while putting 2011 behind him. </strong>(He was having a heck of a year until he got hurt.)</p>

<p>I have an idea: Hold a charity auction online. Top five bidders get to meet Wilson at a public event and take the first snips off the beard before a pro shears off the rest of it. I’ll bet it would raise hundreds of thousands of dollars for the Giants Community Fund and Wilson’s military scholarship fund.</p>
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<p>Shaving that gnarly beard (which must be riddled with split-ends and fly-aways by now) would be ideal. For starters, <a href="http://sfist.com/tags/brianwilson">Wilson</a> is <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/no+beard+is+weird">a gorgeous slab of a man</a> sans beard. With the beard too, yes, but his is the face you want to wake up to in the morning. He's hiding both a chiseled mug and glacial blue eyes with that scene-stealing black beard. For fantasy's sake, it needs to go.</p>

<p>Homoeroticism notwithstanding, we agree that a symbolic follicle change could do wonders for 2012. Like the final scene in <em>Elizabeth</em> when Cate Blanchett cuts off all her hair and becomes The Virgin Queen. (Oh brother, do we love that scene. And how. <em>"<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jniUBhuJSuw">Cut. I have become a virgin.</a>"</em> Glorious.) And that's what the Giants need next season, a final-scene-in-<em>Elizabeth</em> moment. </p>

<p>The cons? Wilson scored loads of endorsement deals (e.g., Taco Bell) with that beard. Might be a good idea to keep it until fanfare dies down.</p>

<p>What do you think: keep it or shave it?</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Star Jones Files for Divorce from Her Homosexual Husband]]></title><description><![CDATA[After three years, she's kicking him out of the guest room for good. We <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i1bJAGLUtFcpcl2IVvOz8pvORH7wD907N4JG0">thought</a> <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/s...]]></description><link>https://sfist.com/2008/04/23/star_jones_file/</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c242f7d44ad066cdcf894c8</guid><category><![CDATA[misc]]></category><category><![CDATA[al reynolds]]></category><category><![CDATA[beard]]></category><category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay]]></category><category><![CDATA[gay stuff]]></category><category><![CDATA[Gossip]]></category><category><![CDATA[husband]]></category><category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category><category><![CDATA[Star Jones]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[Brock Keeling]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:39:52 GMT</pubDate><media:content url="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry158358_thumb-thumb-640xauto-202896.jpg" medium="image"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="https://img.sfist.com/assets_c/2009/04/entry158358_thumb-thumb-640xauto-202896.jpg" alt="Star Jones Files for Divorce from Her Homosexual Husband"><p>After three years, she's kicking him out of the guest room for good. We <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i1bJAGLUtFcpcl2IVvOz8pvORH7wD907N4JG0">thought</a> <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352298,00.html">you</a> <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23550952/">should</a> <a href="http://popsugar.com/1572538">hear</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/23/people.starjones.ap/&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=news_result&amp;resnum=1&amp;ct=image&amp;usg=AFQjCNFxhTEScl0AryBgbnPvheu9x-UFIA">it</a> from us first. That is all.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>