At the risk of ruining the start of the work week, we have some worrisome casting news: Ashton Kutcher, star of That ’70s Show and Two and a Half Men, will play Steve Jobs in an upcoming indie flick. The movie, tentatively titled Jobs, will be directed by Joshua Michael Stern and written by Matt Whiteley. It will center around Jobs's life "from his relatively wayward youth to his involvement in the creation of Apple," notes NYT. more ›

The Silicon Valley Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force made three arrests in a child pornography raid through Marin County yesterday. The Task Force's raid team, which started arresting the reprehensible kiddie porn suspects yesterday morning, was a big one involving 75 agents and officers from 20 different city, state and federal agencies and, according to KCBS — Two and a Half Men star and anti-sex trafficking crusader Ashton Kutcher. more ›

Andrew Frame was recently named by BusinessWeek as a "top entrepreneur under the age of 30". He's aiming to fulfill that promise with ooma, a company he founded in 2005 that has a whole new take on telephony. It enables unlimited U.S. domestic calls to any wireless or landline phone number . ooma's gotten media play for a couple reasons -- for one thing, much has been made in the press and on the podwaves about the involvement of Ashton Kutcher in the company. more ›

--We're still not ready for an earthquake. (Bonnie Eslinger's article about this at the Examiner isn't online, though Ken Garcia's is.) more ›

This has been a long week for SFist, and we're in the mood for some mindless escapism, something where hilarity ensues. No, not , with Ashton Kutcher in the Sidney Poitier role, as if you haven't seen the relentless advertising. Needless to say, LaSalle loved it, so y'all know to run away. more ›