Last week's winner, the East Bay Express. More letters about Cody's? Okay, ew: there's cockroaches on AC Transits, and they had a lice infestation on BART. We are totally standing up on BART for the indefinite future. Also -- Ann Coulter is accused of plagiarizing from Jane Ganahl. Is Ann Coulter also feeling bad about being single? Spider bites. A new group encouraging more people to refuse to testify before grand juries. Will SFist Jackson......

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The language of Wednesdays is universal. Tonight: Blame it on the bossanova -- Brazilian singer Luciana Souza kicks off her yearlong residency as San Francisco Performances' jazz artist in residence with a performance at the Hotel Rex salon. If you miss her at the Rex tonight, she's performing in a variety of other (free) venues throughout this week. 6:30 p.m. at 562 Sutter (between Powell and Mason). We'd give you pricing info but we can't......

Blog nerds better go buy the kids at Technorati a drink or two tonight, as they're celebrating the rollout of their new look and features at the House of Shields (which has wifi!). Tomorrow night is the SFlickr Drinkup at the BigFoot Lodge for those of you who just can't wait another two weeks until the next 'official' meetup. Not gay enough for you? Well, you can be serious and consider the issues surrounding......

So you want to be a hooker? Want a new profession doing the world's oldest profession? Want to learn some new tips for turning tricks? Well SFist has just the thing for you! On May 4th, you too can attend Whore College. Yep, for the cheap price of $20 per class, $40 for a day pass, you can take a whole bunch of classes that teach you how to be a ho. Afterwards, you can even earn a diploma, and nothing impresses a John more than a whore with a diploma (not that SFist would ever know, of course). Sadly, they won't be offering our favorite classes this year such as "Deconstructing Guido the Killer Pimp," "Crack Whores Through History" and "How to Get a White House Press Pass," but we're sure if there's enough demand, they can add it. Best part of all this? You can get a scholarship! The classes are part of the 4th Annual Sex Worker Film & Arts Fest, Sex Worker, of course, being the nice, politically correct term for a hooker (SFist, being the essence of politically correct, often refers to the toothless crone who always propositions us on the way to work as a "Crack Sex Worker.") Among other things, the 4th Annual Sex Worker Film & Arts Fest, or BAYSWAN for short, features films, a sex toy bazaar, an art exhibit, a performance by Annie Sprinkle, and burlesque shows. All of which raises this question: if conventions are notorious for being great opportunities for hookers to turn tricks, who is around to turn tricks at a hooker convention? ...

Ah, the question haunts us every Tuesday: shall we spend the evening at A Different Light or at Eros? This Tuesday, both of those verrrrrry similar establishments will tempt us with sexy book readings. A Different Light is hosting a reading of "Paying For It: A Guide by Sex Workers for Their Clients." With pieces by Greta Christina, Annie Sprinkle, and Vic St. Blaise, it's an insider's look to the things that sex workers would......