Today on Anderson Cooper's talk show he brought on Animal Planet's John Fulton and animal columnist Mary Ellen to show off Nimbus a very pretty, wide-eyed Persian cat whom Mary Ellen has taught to swim. Did you know that 1 in 1,000 cats dies by drowning? Neither did we, and this is why poor Nimbus was forced to learn how to paddle across a swimming pool and climb out on his own accord.
Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Persian In The Pool
Self-Professed 'Donorsexual' and Amateur Porn Star Trent Arsenault Is a 36-Year-Old Virgin
The story of Fremont's most prolific sperm-spreader Trent Arsenault just keeps on giving, folks. Arsenault is on Anderson Cooper's daytime show today, along with a lesbian couple he helped inseminate. First of all, you should know that he's done a bit of masturbating on XTube, always into sterile plastic cups (Fleshbot actually spotted him back in 2010) and he's got one more headline in him: He's a 36-year-old virgin. Quoth Trent: "I will probably be the 40-year-old virgin, except I'll have 15+ kids."
Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Anderson Cooper Entertains Apes Dressed as a Bunny
Last week, your boyfriend Anderson Cooper ran a series investigating "Amazing Animals: Smarter Than You Think" on AC360, which included the above segment on Bonobos a species of great ape known for their human-like traits such as an understanding of language and a propensity to engage in casual sex. While the bonobos Cooper went to visit at the Great Ape Trust in Iowa didn't proposition the silver-haired correspondent for any of the latter, things did get a little kinky when they indicated they would like him to dress up like a bunny and bring them surprises.

