-- Clueless and Mean Girls: Jane Austin's Emma interpreted via a mid-'90s Beverly Hills screens first, starring Paul Rudd (Eee!) and a pre-PETA Alicia Silverstone. Tina Fey's ode to high school bitches follows, starring a pre-coked out Lindsey Lohan. Starts at 7:30 p.m. at the Bridge Theater, 3010 Geary (at Blake); $7. --- Burn My Eyes 2 -- Rock Poster Exhibition: Artist from all over the Bay Area feature their poster art. Musicians Scott......

Baby Zoolander's finally here! Tipsters tell us that Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Villency had their baby boy Ronan today. Not too many details, except that the birth sounded difficult -- but everyone is fine and resting comfortably now. We're on the prowl for more information. Congrats, Kim and Eric from all of us in what we understand is Kim's town! Ronan shares a birthday with: Charlton Heston, Stuttering John from the Howard Stern show, Susan......