You might want to call in sick to help with cleanup efforts down in Sunnyvale. See, a big rig carrying vodka -- delicious vodka! -- overturned this morning, prompting the closure of all southbound lanes. The accident/Godsend, it seems, happened around 8 a.m. at North Mathilda Avenue. Dated Ab Fab humor aside, emergency crews are "working to extricate the driver of the big rig." Yikes. Northbound traffic, though, is running just fine. (CBS 5)......

Did you know that Hells Angels is incorporated? Well, we didn't. Please excuse of woeful lack of Hells Angels' knowledge. We digress. As the famously infamous bad-boy motorcycle gang Hells Angels takes it annual trek through Marin County, happening this weekend, they will have their backseat bitches on security watch. Why? Because a 20-year-old Marin County woman was arrested for allegedly shooting and killing of a San Leandro man "described as an associate of......

More to the point, can you see these cars? Yeah, hard for us, too. (Go here to see the shocking! riveting! scandalous! footage that borders on tepid here.) But these two American-made automobiles -- an Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme and Chevrolet Malibu Wagon, respectively (chortle) -- are believed to be involved one of the 101 shootings that took place on September 30. If you have any info on these fine cars, you're urged to call......