@jacksevanroo: of course i'm joking! sort of. :)...

no, please, i hate them. and now i'll have to walk past it every time i want to rent a movie. boo....

I enjoyed algebra but hated geometry. When in the real world have I ever needed to write a proof? I don't even remember exactly what a proof is, but I do remember I hated them with a passion. Send ...

I laughed about Ethan being "of the Fremont L.s". He can always give me $500 and I'll feed him some raw fish from my boyfriend's roommate's fish tank. Money well spent!...

If the Chronicle's articles were still like this, I'd have a subscription....

phlavor: I agree that more money to mental health services and suicide prevention would make more sense!! Has anyeone else checked out the drawing of the net? It kinda looks like someone could rol...

largo01: People who have survived jumping from the bridge have expressed that in the moment after they jumped, they regretted it, and these people are now glad to be alive. The majority of people who...

"If someone does not want to be on this earth, you cannot force them to live. They will find another way to go. Will probably spend the rest of their life burdening society after they are scooped out ...

I guess this is an instance where it's a good thing my firm's too cheap to buy real computers.. this sounds like the kind of thing that would suck the day away!...

I heard a helicopter circling the area a little after 8am when I was getting out of bed and figured something was up. Sorry to hear it was something like this....

According to the link, the icanhascheezburger event starts at 5pm, not 8. :)...

I've always been curious about why people don't bat an eye about drinking cow's milk or cheese made from goat's milk (etc.) but freak out about human milk. Most of us drank it when we were babies, ri...

Angry Young Man, I think I love you....

Living in the Mission is great.. it's by far been my fave place to live since I've lived in the city. It's not like you walk down the street and there're shootings happening everywhere. There's tons...

I smell a Darwin Award in somebody's future......

What exactly is this person threatening with the comment about having the license plate number? ...

My cousin has lived in Wasilla for years. I gotta ask her if she's got any inside scoop. Although, hmm, now that I think about it, my cousin may be a republican. It's entirely possible, knowing my ...

Don't touch my bacon-wrapped hot dogs!!!! What else will I eat when I'm drunk??...

Good one! Reminds me of when some Chronicle photographer took a pic of me and some people at a bar and when they asked our names, one of my friends said his name was Tony Montana. Sure enough, a cou...

Wow. I sometimes think people think "non-profit" means "Mother Theresa." Rarely the case. I don't mean that at all. It's just that whatever amount the interest would be doesn't matter that much to m...