Posted The Essefficist Scrapes Rock Bottom to SFist
San Francisco's favorite but least read Q&A columnist, the Essefficist, answers questions about, well, nothing. Sorry.
Posted Real Questions the Essefficist has Received in the Past Week to SFist
San Francisco's favorite but least read Q&A columnist, the Essefficist, answers questions about, well, nothing. Sorry.
Posted Revenge of the Essefficist Update: Metreon Tix Now on Sale to SFist
San Francisco's favorite but least read Q&A columnist, the Essefficist, answers a question about where to watch the new Star Wars movie.
Posted Your Giants: Breeding Lilacs out of the Dead Land to SFist
Let's just come right out and say it: the Giants, now 8-10, had a crappy week. They went two-and-five against teams that, even without Barry Bonds (whose return is still shrouded in steroid-enhanced mystery) and Moises Alou (who returned to action on Friday night and hit his first homerun as a Giant on Sunday), they should have won at least four games. Until this point, the Giants' offense had been the bright spot of the...
Posted Resting in Peace with the Essefficist to SFist
San Francisco's favorite but least read Q&A columnist, the Essefficist, answers a question about pet burial.