But if I stop wearing flip-flops, how am I supposed to get random street-shit on my feet?...

Never mind "who is CJAC" -- who the hell is "Joe Nation"?...

I am extremely angry at We Are Kevin for making fun of Mark Morford before I had a chance to....

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. Maybe drug stores were places for getting healthy back when they were called "Five and Dimes" and the pharmacist wore a straw hat and was also the town barber. This is INSANE. Y'...

Ah. So, basically, he's discovered what Spamusement started doing in 2004 (http://www.spamusement.com/), what another site's been doing since 2003 (http://spam-poetry.com/) and what Satire Wire was do...

Wait, is this really a security breach? Or is it intentional, something he actually intended to post? I don't know which possibility is a worse reflection on the Chron....

I had no idea that California had State Laws regarding glamorous limps....

How peculiar! I can't imagine why that neighborhood would be prone to crimes like those. There's nothing remotely unique about the Western Addition; no difference at all between the people who live th...

Those self-exam instructions in the link are awesome -- they're don't actually tell you to look for anything, just to gaze blankly at your skin. It's basically a list of different positions in which y...

Here's the thing: my neighbors (hippies, obvs) leave the bins out for DAYS, and the whole sidewalk turns into a huge refuse heap. Apparently when pedestrians see a bin, they feel comfortable just chuc...

Does anyone really still use either of these sites? I thought they were museum pieces from when people used the term "information superhighway" unironically....

So sad. But at least her last day was in a pretty park, in nice weather, getting exercise with her pet. If it's your time to take a bow, that's not a bad way to do it....

Oh you missed your chance! The survey is dunzo. The internet is no longer interesting....

That is a good point. I don't think I ever purchased a lunch in high school -- not ever, not even once. And we didn't even have debit cards!...

Well, yes, alleviating trouble is nice. But really? You think a million dollars' worth of suffering is going to be alleviated here? I have to think that with a million dollars put into educational pr...

Fascinating strategy. So, can we think of property taxes as basically being a Usefulness Penalty?...

Is that a Squirtle on their flag? I'm not entirely following the iconography....

I know absolutely nothing about any individual who has been shot in the Bay Area, ever -- except that nearly all of the shootings seem to occur in seedy neighborhoods between midnight and 4am. So it'...

Seriously. Now the narrative is something like, "anti-war activists? Oh yeah, they're those assholes who made me late for work. Fuck them."...

Oh yes, I remember this guy. I think he might've been encouraged by his friends on this post: http://sfist.com/2005/05/02/now_you_too_can_be_a_gay_usher.php...