Yeah, but the good news is that there's now plenty of places you can get a mojito or chocolate martini. ...

Man, if I knew I could Save Darfur and Free Tibet by doing some downward dog, I'd go to yoga classes....

I love Peskin's comment. To wit: damnit, Gavin, we here in San Francisco like nothing better than having a damn circus and you ruined our damn circus. And comparing him to the Chinese Premiere is ...

Oh man, Gavin is SO Thomas Carcetti except with better hair and more skeletons in the closet. All season, I've been thinking how similar they are, from the impassioned speeches about the underclass a...

How Gary Bettman still has a job in one of the great mysteries of, well, everything. It's a toss up between who the worst sports commissioner is: Gary or Bud. Bud has a huge tv contract, but seems t...

So, Brock, was there any intended irony in a story about shootings in Oakland in the same post about a bunch of hippies fighting over some empty, vaguely symbolic political statement involving carrot ...

And speaking of moustaches, we saw a hipster dude on 16th with a hipster moustache. Does worshipping at the altar of irony and hipness worth sporting a 'stache? And he came complete with way too tig...

What can I say, I live across the street from Casanovas-- I'm lazy....

I actually voted for Proposition C just because I want holographic images projected over the Golden Gate bridge while giant incense candles blow patchouli out over the Bay as the sounds of Zamfir waft...

Shibi-- Just remember, we report, you decide. Although I will say the jokes pretty much wrote themselves on this piece....

I'm sorry but that name is all sorts of awesome. ...

Yeah, I do read TMQ, or at least half of it as it's always too long. I also know I'm not the only who perscribes to the coaches theory of coldness, but it usually holds true. And yes, Norv was an id...

I'm sure this will be followed with attendant screeching by pundits and calls for congressional hearings following the announcement that a football player got nabbed for steroids. Oh, wait. Nevermin...

My favorite candidate is "university Hip-Hop professor Jared Ball"...

It's interesting because it's such a bad fit, because of Martz's genius as well as the rampant weirdness he brings, and interesting because there's bound to be massive ego clashing going on between hi...

I like combining #8 with #10- Boogaloos kinda sucks but it's an excellent place to make fun of hipsters...

If you look very carefully in the carpeting, you can still see the remains of a stain left from a completely full beer cup that was spilled as I tried to drink myself into oblivion while working there...

Somewhere online is a theory about Smith, that basically Smith played and excelled in a spread offense. So what did Nolan try and do with him? Make him one of those QBs who "manage" the game instead...

Somebody has to say it, so here it is- what would Brian Boitano do? Why, overcharge on ticket fees!...

Jesus. Doesn't everyone know that the late-night drunken pizza run is a staple of a night out on the town? Think of all the people who'd be extra hungover and/or throwing up without the greasy delic...