The important parts might not "require" being married, but it sure makes it a helluva lot easier. If Terri Schiavo had not been married, she'd still be drooling on herself in a hospital bed. The pro...

Although apparently it is not made-up bullshit. It was Senator William Borah from Idaho who said if he had only been able to "talk" to Hitler. Not "kiss his ass" not "give him whatever he asks for." ...

"What senator actually said this?" This is what I want to know. Sounds like one of Reagan's bullshit and thoroughly debunked "welfare queen" stories....

Champagne sounds so good on a sweltering day such as this, so thanks, gays, for giving me an excuse to bust out a bottle!...

Mister Plow wasn't being serious, was he? ...

"but, really, how has he eluded assassination for almost eight years?" Because, let's face it, Democrats are wimps. ...

Courts have already handled gay divorce and gay custody battles. Civil unions have to be formally dissolved just like marriages....

This really is wonderful news. I love that I (now) live in a state where tolerance is the norm. Throughout this entire debate I have never, not once, heard any sort of logical, reality-based reason ...

I hate 'merca's government and its priorities. ...

Supposedly there is a loophole in French law that allows you to bypass the five year residency requirement and apply immedately for citizenship if you were born in a "formerly held french territory." ...

I love how he goes around touting his green status, when as the Bay Guardian so kindly points out, most other big city mayors are kicking his pampered ass in the green sweepstakes....

I love how they always suggest a place like Iran, as if there aren't tons of nicer options. If the plane ticket's on them, I wouldn't mind getting me some of that French healthcare....

Isn't anyone else creeped out by the fact that Jenna's husband bears a striking resemblance to her father??...

In the words of Dennis Miller, before he became a raging ass, "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer out danger all over the world. But I have rent to pay." When it's important to people, they will protest....

It's working really well in Bogata. I'm all for it....

And how would such a $450K banksy tag on my wall benefit me? Could I tear the whole wall off and sell it? Pft....

I already voted. And I would like to express my irritation that Permanent Absentee Voters don't get the "I Voted!" sticker to wear on election day, because nothing pleases me more than being able to ...

I admit a lot of those murals are cool, but I, in response to the above, that unsolicited "murals" hurt the property owner who didn't ask for them to be painted on the side of his building, and now mu...

I want a pack of these, but unfortunately have no great meth stories. Can't I just buy them?...

Um, the first amendment does not guarantee anyone the right to spray their message on the side of buildings. I always wonder if the people who so readily scream "free speech" and "first amendment" ha...