That New Yorker article is moronic, ill-informed, and pointless. I know of absolutely no one in SF who has jumped, who has a phobia of bridges, or who ignores suicide as a taboo subject. I don't thin...

The first veto cast by Gov. Palin was to BLOCK legislation that would have denied homosexuals domestic partnership benefits.???? Where the frig did you get this information? Palin vehemently opposes...

I just don't understand the idea that you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead. Why the hell not? No one hesitates to talk shit about the living, so why should shuffling off the mortal coil change...

I bought a pack of 10 "Urban Asshole Notification" cards from glarkware.com for only $5, and I keep them in my glove compartment. Whenever someone double-parks, I leave one on their windshield....

Playing devil's advocate on this issue: I think it makes sense to be personally opposed to the DP but still support upholding the current state of the law. If Kamala did not want to support that law...

Moron! The earth was created in only SIX days. On the 7th day, God rested....

But Kamala’s so pretty!! I kid. KatyG: Kopp would hear motions at 9am each day, and he was notorious for beginning his calendar a few minutes early, and handing out $250 "failure to appear" sanctio...

Awesome! I was afraid my tip got swallowed. It mysteriously disappeared right after I posted it. Thanks, Brock! So yeah. Kopp is a DICK. I did a happy dance when he retired in '04. He was the law a...

Ooh, this is hard. On one hand, Jen Siebel makes Kevin Federline look like a Mensa candidate. Upside, she did go to Stanford, and so is at least marginally qualified for a position as Fashion Editor...

Statistics this, Wikipedia that. Yawn. Without actually KNOWING where the punk was hatched, let’s not make kneejerk assumptions about his immigration status. ‘Cause if you’re wrong, and it turns out...

"Someone who is nice to you, but is rude to the waiter, is not a nice person." - Dave Barry Because I'm way behind the times, I only joined Yelp recently, and I was just shocked at the overly-critica...

The thing about Phelps and company is that he's not just anti-gay, he's anti-America, by his own admission. That fringe is to the right of Pat Robertson. He's so loony and random and contradictory, he...

THANK GOD. Go Obama! For those who think four years in the Senate does not qualify one to be President, I have three words: John F. Kennedy....

Um, I think she was speaking figuratively. You humans need work on your reading comprehension skills.She was NOT speaking figuratively. She gave that stupid quote in direct response to a red carpet q...

Zeitgeist voted Best BathroomsVanessa Getty voted Best Forehead...

Congrats, Brock! You deserve it! "Best mansion" is the stupidest superlative ever....

Everyone knows conformity is a gateway drug....

Wait... I thought everyone knew about Frank's hostage-taking history? His wikipedia page has been up for several years. Why is SFist acting like this is some big scoop?...

The Last Crusade was NOT crappy! But I have no interest in seeing I.J. and the Golden Diaper. Harrison needs to hang it up and go make salad dressing somewhere. Shia LeBeaieaui-whatever deserves a ...

Oh, cry me a river. Or a Martha's Vineyard lake....