I was stunned and somewhat pleased to note that Jenna had married a bald black man. Then reality sunk in and I was sad again....

These comments have been interesting to me. Bushies have been yelling at people in SF to get out of 'Merca if we don't like it, but just about everyone in this thread has said they would get out if t...

Fun Fact: Worthwhile is one word! Fun Fact 2: Getting angry about poop doesn't help anyone or anything "GET OUT!"...

I'm sure you've seen this. ...

That Top Dog is delicious but fighty. I once saw a man punch a man on crutches in the face over a top dog. Then he ran away and the man on crutches silently chased him. Crazy place....

"And how would such a $450K banksy tag on my wall benefit me? Could I tear the whole wall off and sell it? Pft." Yes. Yes you could. Unless you live in an apartment. Then you get evicted! Yay!...

He's just setting you up for a Brockback Mountain pun....

Well... It's a little more complicated. Some dude spray painting "FAG NUTZ!!!" on your house is one thing, but random graffiti can be useful for passerbyes and owners alike. Think how excited you'd...

I'm guessing the ratio of people in general who've read the Constitution is very very low. I think the message here is that graffiti hurts the spray paint more than anything else....

Evil Dead Legos? amazing!...

See? it's integrity like this that keeps the examiner out of the petty struggles of SFBG and SF Weekly. Rock on, you bastions....

Aw.. At first I thought Novo Nordisk was crashing the JavaOne conference, which would have resulted in a similar amount of fan/feces meetings....

It is a drug at a drug store. You can totally dismiss my argument by pointing out that drug stores don't typically sell alcohol. Please don't....

dis!...

Oh spare me. I'm usually respectful and I do value life and I sympathize with his family and friends as well as the spectators. I understand this is a complicated issue, and I think everyone should ...

No sympathy. I only feel bad for the people who had to watch it....

Aw dj didja have to tell? You'll reduce me to looking for women on the internet via arbitrary emails regaling their big white meteors....

You can't call yourself a great lover until you hear her moan "mmorford!!!"...

I really dig the new Hannah Montana Meth Project, as shown to us by Vanity Fair....

obligatory "MOM!?!"...