Well, everyone loves Chicken Kiev....

Damn, beaten to the punch. Twice. Flight of the Navigator, anyone? Fuck....

That hallway needs a few "I lost my iPod to Meth" posters....

The video of her getting pied is awesome. It's never pretty The Gay Mafia is forced to rear its hand....

And history marches on. Nice, isn't it?...

*cough*overstatement*cough*...

BM baffles me. I didn't move to nice, chilly, urbane San Francisco to pack up once a year and pay to sweat. Drugs can be fun in the winter, too. Just saying. ...

Who was it that described The Mirk's hair as "Spanish Conquistador Chic"?...

OMG! I went there yesterday for lunch (and got shortchanged for the second time in a row and walked away muttering, "I'm never going there again!")...

I like the trolls. They're fun! Don't scare them away. They're like delicate orchids; to be cultivated, then sliced when the time is right. With them comes brio --and web traffic!...

Until now, I hadn't mentally gamed out what would happen if Joe Nation actually won the race. Jeez. Think of the SF-wide finger-point-apalooza that would ensue. Rioting in the streets....

Please, please, Hammer. Do not hurt them...

You poke fun, but that's more intelligible than some Hawaiian phrases I've read....

@ Bushy Hyde Oh now that's cute. Yes, that's actually the pointof protesting; raising a public objection to something you don't like. (See Iraq War, Worldwide demonstrations against) But in order ...

They wear masks and hoods because the Church of Scientology has a documented history of intimidating protesters and hiring private detectives to research anyone publicly critical of their cult. The "...

Must confess, I love 'em. My fave was the touchy-feely aw-shucks-he's-such-a-family-man flyer Willie Brown sent out when he was up against Tom Ammiano for Mayor. Considering these offices/issues ar...

I'm tempted to sock a couple packs of these away for about 7 years and then bust them out for a 2015 cocktail party. I think they'd be a big hit....

a) Lloyd Richards didn't (play)write a stitch. b) Unless (a la Quincy Jones) had a taste for really, really white chix, I seriously doubt you have a drop of slave in that melanin-deficient hide of yo...

I can't believe Spots hasn't blogged the NKTB release....

SFist, you're not making me feel very good about my snark surplus this morning ......