Chris Jones

Troubles at home? Out of work? Feel like people just can't pick up what you're laying down when you smash them in their gaping maws with delicious cream pies before waddling away in giant shoes while honking an old-school bicycle horn? Well, now you can make all your dreams... continue reading on SFist

Well, boys and girls, whether you're sportin' your Sunday finest as you skip down to your friendly neighborhood polling place or just throwing on some skinny jeans to trek down there to the mail box on the corner to drop off your absentee ballot, you gotta know what it... continue reading on SFist

Front: Chris Struett, sitting left: Sara Briedel, top left to right: Rik Lopes and Kai Morrison (Credit: David Allen) It was pointed out to us that the seating at Exit Theater down in the Tenderloin is reminiscent of one of those Medieval Times restaurants, where suburban crowds are treated... continue reading on SFist

Picture this: You've hit like thirty and you've reached that point in your boring, staid bourgeois existence when it's time to settle down, poop out the 2.5, and buy the home of your dreams in which to make it all happen. Unfortunately, you live in San Francisco, where, even... continue reading on SFist

The LA Times is reporting that the "legalize pot" initiative unleashed by local pot baron, Richard Lee (proud owner and operator of nearby correspondence school, Oaksterdam University), may qualify for the ballot today. At last count, the measure still needed 15,000 signatures. Los Angeles County, which collected signatures from... continue reading on SFist