Photo found at Curbed.com. Real estate thinspiration. [Curbed]Someone, it seems, has the gall to use "Suze Orman" and "crap" in the same sentence. [SM]Flickr lets you store your images in one place, or something like that. [SFGate]All aboard! Lulz Armada sets sail soon. [Jameth]U.S. Attorney Kevin Ryan, who heads Newsom's Office of Criminal Justice, doesn't give everyone the warm fuzzies. [SFBG]The hottest CEO gold diggers are... [Valleywag]...

Photo by Whole Wheat Toast/Flickr Not everyone got to see the beauty/touch the magic at the California Academy of Sciences' grand opening. [Curbed]Matt Smith works his Flash animation genius-ness on Ralph Nader. [SF Weekly]Bailout bill 2.0. [SFBG]Two teen inmates on the loose! [CBS5]Another reason to hate USC: sucky stadium snacks. [Daily Clog]And finally, Joan Rivers kicking off Folsom's 25th anniversary week. [The Sword]...

In an effort to evade being, ahem, "muzzled by the multinational corporations and the oligarchy that tries to control every aspect of our society" -- at least warned the bizarre press release we received today from Ralph Nader HQ -- we're here to inform you that Ralph Nader and Matt Gonzalez will be in town tomorrow. The presidential and vice presidential candidates, respectively, will speak/hold a Q&A in THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY at San...

Photo shot by H 3D (found at Mission Mission) Ribbity goes to China?...

A little after 8 a.m. this morning, an unidentified man was struck by a car on Mission Street (between 21st and 22nd streets). As he was taken to SF General to be treated for life-threatening injuried, "emergency personnel were performing CPR on" him. (CBS 5) Update: The pedestrian, a 45-year-old gentleman, died at San Francisco General Hospital today. And according to the Gate, "the car, a Jaguar, hit the pedestrian and several parking meters...

Flickr user mantooth316 took his time-lapsing frenzy to the Folsom Street Fair yesterday. (We count two baby strollers. Hot.)...

Photo by Jim Herd. Stop public nudity? Yeah, we don't get the sign either. Most likely something to do with this Sunday's Folsom Street Fair, where the pro-same-sex marriage ban folks will be out in droves, videotaping the small sect of queer who enjoy going to sun-drenched street fairs brimming with leather couture and B.O. Anyway, the protest is happening right now at City Hall. Do drop by if you're in the area....

After catching her brother molesting her 2-year-old daughter, the East Palo Alto mother then proceeded to beat the holy hell out of her daughter's attacker, her brother. According to reports, Joel Aguilar Guizar, 23 was "allegedly attacking the child when his sister broke down a locked bedroom door about 1 p.m. Wednesday...[t]he woman, whose name was not released, saw Guizar pulling up his pants, grew enraged and 'beat the crap out of him.'" Awesome. Guizar...

Pacific Heights mansion slashes price to a reasonable $48,000,000. Mere pennies, people! [Curbed]Vince and Pete's Three Dollar Bill Cafe closes its doors. Aw. [BAR]C.W. Nevius, roiled. [Mission Mission]McCainiacs flagging Digg articles? (Speaking of which, ahem.) [SF Weekly]Plug1 travels to Ethpaña. [WhatImSeeing]CBS 5 election coverage fail? [Jameth]XXX queer cartoonists gear up for Folsom. [SFBG]Hiya Swanhuyser interviews Nick Cave, brilliantly. [SF Weekly]...

Shot by Dave Cadwallader, who can be reached at cops.on.a.train (at) gmail.com. Oh how exciting! Caught on tape: A biker arrested by surly cops! See, a cyclist got on train, allegedly found an available spot in the train's bike rack, which the conductor wasn't having. Then the conductor, we're told, demanded that said biker get off the train since "it was full". Cyclist dude refuses. And then? The fuzz arrests the guy at the...

If you recall, on Wednesday, just before 6 a.m., a northbound cable car collided with a female pedestrian on Mason Street near Broadway. The unidentified woman died later at SF General. Nathaniel P. Ford, SFMTA Executive Director, calls it "a truly tragic incident, going on to say, "[o]n behalf of the SFMTA, I would like to extend our deepest condolences to her family and friends." Both the Gripman and the Conductor have been placed on...

Remember when they graced the steps of City Hall with their whimsical fashion sense and thirst for tighter borders? Well, they're back. It seems the Minuteman Project is over at Civic Center Plaza (not the steps of City Hall this go around). There are around 50 pro-minutemen in the crowd, with maybe 100 counter protesters trying to drown out the speaker, we're told. Stay tuned for more! (Thanks, Jim, for alerting us!)...