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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Cyclists to Legally Run Red Lights?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;In an effort to get more people to ride bikes, instead of pumping more smog into the air, the Metropolitan Transportation Commission is kicking around the idea of legally allowing &lt;a href="http://cbs5.com/local/bike.lights.stop.2.751714.html"&gt;cyclists to run red lights&lt;/a&gt;. Something most of them already so.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;CBS 5 reporter Simon Perez -- who we should point out is kind of hot, so if he ever wondered whether or not he should report on-air shirtless, he can wonder no more -- asked Jerry Fountain, a cyclist courier, why he should be allowed to ignore traffic signals.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;"We're saving the air," replied Fountain. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK then.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Now, we should point out that this is a long way off and probably doesn't stand a chance in hell of ever passing, but what say you, SF: agree or disagree?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Dogs at Cafes, Y/N?</title>
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<p>With her pet pooch resting on her shoulder, <a href="http://sf.metblogs.com/author/kailiotter">Kaili Oteri</a> over at <a href="http://sf.metblogs.com/2008/06/28/dogs-are-people-too/">SF Metblogs</a> had an unfortunate encounter at a local cafe over the weekend while waiting in line. It seems some "foul man-pile" verbally assaulted her because her dog was in her arms at coffee joint. Having your best friend at a cafe, it seems, it against the law. "It’s the law',' screamed the cranky man. '"Are you above the law? I’ll call the Board of Health." Oteri then somehow managed not to throw hot coffee in his face.</p>

<p>And, yes, it's technically unlawful to bring in your pet canine into a dining establishment, but.. but all doggies need tender baby kisses and lots of special tender ove hugs. Surely, those two technicalities trump such an unfair law, right? And isn't SF, the Paris of the U.S., the place to do it?</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Pigeons: Y/N?</title>
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<span class="photo_caption">Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/16316293@N00/2562411262/">anitakhart/Flickr</a></span></p>

<p><a href="http://eve.vox.com/library/post/even-more-new-kids.html">Adorable</a> <a href="http://eve.vox.com/library/post/they-grow-up-so-fast.html">winged</a> <a href="http://eve.vox.com/library/post/baby-pigeons.html">plebians</a> saddled with an unfair reputation, or scourge of the city in need of immediate <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing">cleansing</a>? Discuss.</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Yelpers vs. Service Industry Workers</title>
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        <p>Yelpers are unfairly critical. Or are Bay Area service industry workers notoriously rude? Really, it's the Hatfield-McCoy feud of our time. Rumors of Yelpers throwing the Y-word at servers is stuff of legend. (Not to mention reprehensible.)  As is the loogie-in-your-entrée myth. Who's right? Who's to say ? (Hint: the waiters). But Eater is having a "Who's The Bigger Dick?" discussion that is most delicious (heh). See, Amy Blair picks a few choice Yelp reviews, and then you, the reader, decides just who the biggest dick is -- and not in a good way -- the Yelp reviewer or the sever. Check it out. <a href="http://sf.eater.com/archives/2008/06/26/the_week_in_yelp_lets_play_who.php#more">Now</a>.</p>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">SFist Interviews Pastor Fred Phelps, Gets His Take on Same-Sex Marriage</title>
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<p>Always up for a round of fair-and-balanced reporting, SFist had the wonderful opportunity this afternoon to speak with <a href="http://www.godhatesfags.com/">Pastor Fred Phelps</a> from the Westboro Baptist Church and ask him a few questions regarding his thoughts on <a href="http://www.sfist.com/tags/gaymarriage">same-sex marriage in California</a>, which is set to be legal today at 5:01 p.m. Phelps is set to hit the steps of City Hall in protest at the same time.</p>

<p>"I don't think he should have defied the law," said Phelps, when asked about <a href="http://www.sfist.com/tags/gavin">Mayor Gavin Newsom's</a> 2004 decision to begin issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples. "Didn't that already happen? We've discussed this before." Phelps advised that he already issued statements regarding Mayor Newsom and the 2004 same-sex marriages in San Francisco. </p>

<p>We asked about Phelps' feelings about the May 2008 decision by the Supreme Court of California to <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/05/15/court_strikes_d.php">strike down the California constitutional ban</a> on same-sex marriage. "Same-sex marriage is a done deal. It's a done deal. What will happen to the State of California when it becomes legal? Well, a flood of humanity will come into your state. It will help your strapped state economy," Phelps said, with a chuckle. </p>

<p>"Tim Russert promoted the fag agenda. There are tapes that were released after he died ... tapes showing Russert embracing homosexuality." Fortunately, we got the Pastor back on track by asking about other (alive) celebrities, namely Ellen DeGeneres and George Takei, and whether their marriages will shed a positive or negative light on the issue. </p>

<p>"It doesn't matter. They've been promoting the homosexual agenda for a long time. It does not matter at all," replied Phelps. "Oh, and Obama, and his fag agenda. He's a celebrity too, you know?" </p>

<p>We all had a brief laugh for a moment. </p>

<p>Overall, the Pastor was very pleasant during our interview. He wished us a lovely afternoon as we disconnected the call. We're certain he has a lot on his own agenda for today and we didn't wish to monopolize more of his time. </p></div>
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      <name xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">James</name>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">SFist Apologizes: Too Much Skin?</title>
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<p>We've received a few curt emails this afternoon, upset over our use of the image in "<a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/24/strip_club_ettiquette_detipping.php">Strip Club Etiquette: De-tipping?</a>" Sexy, no? But It seems if we post a female form that's neither a tweaked out, Nair-estranged Burning Man girl, nor a zaftig, of-a-certain age <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/03/19/breaking_news_h.php">Codepink</a> protester, many of you dear readers get all aflutter. (PS, though, we thank you for sending us personal email on off-topic discussions such as this.)</p>

<p>That said, it's quiz time. What's too risque for SFist? We'd hate to get you fired from your lousy job, or get have you sported wood at inappropriate places, so what's your nudity (female nudity, that is, because full-male nudity is, of course, more than acceptable) threshold:</p>

<p>(a) <a href="http://www.sideboob.org/">side boob</a> <br/>
(b) <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/19/jenna_fischer_mag_narrowweb__300x368,0.jpg">side butt</a> <br/>
(c) anything but pubes <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/03/24/photo_du_jour_8_7.php">and I'm fine</a><br/>
(d) <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/12/17/as_always_cal_r.php">full spread labia majora<br/>
</a></p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Scene from a Civic Center Station Muni Platform</title>
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<p>Taken at the Civic Center station, this (bloodied) gentleman came off an inbound train <a href="http://jameth.livejournal.com/4512375.html">early this morning and collapsed</a>. Anyone know what happened? Is he OK? Poor guy.</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Put On Your Sunday Best, San Francisco</title>
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<p>(By Babe Scanlon)</p>

<p>San Francisco, we need to talk. Why is it that we have to go to a crap movie like <i>Sex and The City</i> to see decently dressed people? People who love dressing so much that they put effort and thought into their outfits and are not afraid to be daring?  </p>

<p>San Francisco is a big enough city; we've got all the resources and the creativity to pull together some really fabulous looks. So why don't we see it on the streets? </p>

<p>And, no, Burning Man attire doesn't count. No. No, it does not. </p>

<p>Union Square should be great people-watching but we sit down with our coffee and are disappointed every time.  Even the beautiful people dress boringly. If we’re lucky we’ll see one woman sporting a fabulous pair of shoes, but that's about as good as it gets, besides the occasional pink hair, which is fine, but that hair is usually paired with old dirty clothes that look like they reek of patchouli.  </p>

<p>We all walk a ton in this town so we understand the pull of comfort, we also understand that taking Muni is like riding in a (slow) moving public toilet, but come on, this is our life! If we spend it plodding around in ugly boring crap, we're missing one of life's great joys; to outfit one's self with care and creativity.  </p>

<p>We’re trying to think of a way to improve the situation. So far the best idea we’ve heard is a monthly "See and be Seen" event, where people can come in their favorite, or best, or craziest, outfit and revel together in personal style. Maybe at the bar at the Fairmont on Nob Hill? It's pretty, usually empty, and the bathrooms are clean. </p>

<p>Usually "See and be Seen" events are about exclusivity and money, but we think it's time to take decent attire to a grassroots level; where effort and care are all that matter and cattiness is left at the door. More or less.</p>

<p>What we’re trying to say, SF, is that we need your, for lack of a better word but we'll use it since you'll understand what we're trying to say, fabulousness. Do you need ours?</p>

<p><em>Image: <a href="http://whatimseeing.com/2007_05_01_archive.html">WhatImSeeing</a></em></p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Arrest In Road Rage Shooting</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="olf%20handcuffs.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/olf%20handcuffs.jpg" width="250" height="247" class="right"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Member of the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS-13"&gt;Mara Salvatrucha&lt;/a&gt; (MS-13) street gang -- considered "&lt;a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/BAH411F12H.DTL&amp;tsp=1"&gt;one of the most dangerous street gangs in San Francisco&lt;/a&gt;" -- &lt;a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/BAH411F12H.DTL&amp;o=1"&gt;Edwin Ramos&lt;/a&gt;, 21, of El Sobrante was arrested for last Sunday's &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/23/sfist_blotter_75.php"&gt;road-rage&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/23/road_rage_cause_of_weekend_shooting.php"&gt;shooting&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/25/third_road_rage_shooting_victim_die.php"&gt;deaths&lt;/a&gt; of Tony Bologna and his two sons, Michael and Matthew. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The suspect allegedly shot the family to death, according to the &lt;em&gt;Chronicle&lt;/em&gt;, because Tony "inadvertently blocked another car from completing a left turn onto Congdon from Maynard Street...after the elder Bologna backed up and let the car by." Then, it seems, Ramos, a father himself, got out of his car and sprayed the father and sons with gunfire. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Anyway, there's sure to be tons of press on this story, which sees gang activity fatally overlapping with civilian life, so to speak. The Bologna &lt;a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/25/BAH411F12H.DTL&amp;tsp=1"&gt;has established two accounts for contributions&lt;/a&gt;. First off, the Anthony Bologna Children's Fund, No. 934-426443-9, c/o Washington Mutual Bank, 845 Laurel St., San Carlos, CA 94070. And the second, the Bologna Family Fund, c/o Wells Fargo Private Client Services, Mac No. A0101-071, 420 Montgomery St., seventh floor, San Francisco, CA 94104. &lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Mayor Newsom Launches Formal Bid for 2010 Governor's Race</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Newsom_State_of_City_Address.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Newsom_State_of_City_Address.jpg" width="125" height="154" class="right"/&gt;&lt;br&gt;It seems Gavin took his biggest step yet away from San Francisco and toward Sacramento today. According to the &lt;a href="http://www.sacbee.com/749/story/1054485.html"&gt;Sacto Bee&lt;/a&gt;, San Francisco Mayor Newsom "launched an exploratory committee Tuesday to consider a 2010 run for governor." This makes San Francisco 40-year-old mayor the first Democrat to formally take aim at Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's job. Exciting stuff, folks! In other news, Attorney General Jerry Brown also plans on jumping into the race to replace Schwarzenegger. Isn't that adorable? Read more about it &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-newsom2-2008jul02,0,5504976.story"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Muni Driver May Have Felt the Need, the Need for Speed</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="an-crash_bandicoot-party.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/an-crash_bandicoot-party.jpg" width="300" height="244" class="right" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Last Saturday's &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/16/two_trains_running_muni_lines_colli.php"&gt;T-Third meets N-Judah collision&lt;/a&gt; might be, according to to investigators, might have been the result of a speeding Muni driver and/or someone chatting on their cell phone. KCBS &lt;a href="http://www.kcbs.com/pages/2429554.php?contentType=4&amp;contentId=2271794"&gt;reports&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;Investigators say one of the MUNI rail cars involved in a crash Saturday afternoon was speeding and the driver may have been talking on his cell phone. (...) MUNI says drivers are not allowed to talk on the phone while operating a vehicle. Investigators are trying to obtain the operator's cell phone records.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What? Muni drivers are ALWAYS on their mobile communication devices. And they're not supposed to be? We are stunned. Anyway, the car was allegedly "going 17 miles per hour in a 3 mph zone" right before the crash. Jesus. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you recall, last week's harrowing Muni train crash over on King Street near AT&amp;T &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/16/two_trains_running_muni_lines_colli.php"&gt;landed 12 people in the hospital&lt;/a&gt;, all of them with non-life threatening injuries. The drivers of the trains have been relieved of their driving duties as the investigation continues. &lt;br /&gt;
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Dave Chappelle, Bygone CompUSA Spotted On Market Street</title>
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<p>An SFist reader spotted comedian Dave Chappelle walking on Market Street the other day, interrupted his privacy, and snapped up the photo at left. (Thanks, Flickr user <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22154671@N07/2593771585/">3dollarbilly</a>!) What he also caught was the now dead CompUSA store haunting and taunting us in the background. </p>

<p>Why, CompUSA? Why? </p>

<p>After years of adequate tech service, malodorous customers, and pointless and comprehensive backpack searches, you go on close your doors. Awful. For us non-Mac users, we now have to go to the Apple store or, worse, Walgreens to replace our dead mouse. And if we want a new keyboard? We must travel over to that creepy part of the Mission, just past Division Street, to Office Depot. </p>

<p>Where do you all recommend in downtown San Francisco for PC parts?</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Strip Club Etiquette: De-tipping?</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="414px-Sexy_dancer_03.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/414px-Sexy_dancer_03.jpg" width="200" height="289" class="right"/></p>

<p>Oh my, today's <a href="http://www.examiner.com/a-1455865~S_F__Police_Blotter__Neighborhood_crime_log.html">Police Blotter</a> in the Examiner is satisfying. First off, some family in the <del>Inner Richmond</del> Outer Sunset got into a huge, bloody fight over rice preparation, wherein the father was arrested for domestic violence. That alone is priceless. (Note to wife: rent <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087010/">The Burning Bed</a></i>, the feel-good movie of the '80s. It will teach you how to effectively deal with these kinds of situation.)</p>

<p>But what's most impressive is that some some guy, dissatisfied with a sex worker at an undisclosed strip club in the "Central" area of San Francisco, did the following:</p>

<blockquote>Tip taker: A dancer at an adult club on Broadway said a customer argued with her after giving her a $100 tip and subsequently took it back and ran from the club at 1:45 p.m. June 6.</blockquote>

<p>That's just mean. Also, $100? Is that normal? Must've happened at the <a href="http://www.goldclubsf.com/">Gold Club</a> (where we've secretly been DYING to go.) And, clearly, we're clearly in the wrong racket. </p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Behold the Google Office Toilet</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:default="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Made by <a href="http://www.toto.co.jp/">Toto</a> (no, not <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4ychrRkQA">this Toto</a>, but a swank Japanese company) , Google employees at their California offices can release their urine and evacuate their bowels like space-age kings using this ultra-modern and terrible chic toilet. Not happy with merely wiping, Google employees have the option to wash the rear area, wash the front area (something people should really do more often), dry, perform something called "wand cleaning," and so much more.</p>

<p>Sure, it's more than you've ever wanted to know about Google, but... well, you're welcome.</p></div>
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    <id xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">15</id>
    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">American Airlines Jet Makes Emergency Landing at LAX</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="airplane%20julie.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/airplane%20julie.jpg" width="350" height="227" class="right"/></p>

<p>American Flight 442, bound for Miami, made an emergency landing at LAX today after the pilot "reported smoke and the smell of fuel in the cockpit." Egads.</p>

<p>All passengers are safe, <a href="http://cbs5.com/local/sfo.emergency.landing.2.755170.html">according to CBS 5/AP</a>, but it seems that "the plane was carrying hazardous material in its forward cargo area," which... isn't that unusual? Anyway, whether or not the material was the source of the smoke has yet to be confirmed. </p>

<p>This brings up a good question: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amtrak">Amtrak</a> trains, yes or no? We've been meaning to take one down to SoCal, but are the classy? Or, well, klassy? Please advise.</p></div>
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    <id xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">16</id>
    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Judicial Smackdown: Kopp Hates Harris</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="homecollageharris.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/homecollageharris.jpg" width="148" height="242" class="right"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Just when we thought that the &lt;a href="http://sfist.com/2008/07/01/boing_boing_responds_to_violet_blue.php"&gt;Violet Blue vs. Boing Boing altercation&lt;/a&gt; was the only good fight going, a tipster reports that in month's issue of &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://californialawyermagazine.com/"&gt;California Lawyer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;, the following rant was in letters to the editor:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;I am accustomed to your glib political correctness, but you merit condemnation for your reprehensible selection of Kamala Harris for your Attorney of the Year award. She's a prosecutorial joke, a pandering foe of strong pursuit of persons arrested by the police department, and a faddish officeholder who uses the position for the toothless, "feel-good" pap described for the so-called award.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Kopp"&gt;Judge Quentin Kopp&lt;/a&gt;, San Mateo&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mmm, faddishly delicious.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Photo du Jour 144</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="foundbackpack.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/foundbackpack.jpg" width="640" height="530"/></p>

<p>Brilliance in SOMA.</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Public Displays of Musical Affection Dances to Bjork's "It's Oh So Quiet"</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Public Displays of Musical Affection busts out into a (more or less) seamless choreographed routine to Bjork's screechy but sublime "It's Oh So Quiet" in Union Square. Wee! &lt;br /&gt;
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">San Francisco Heat Style </title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="rolled%20up%20jeans.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/rolled%20up%20jeans.jpg" width="200" height="200" class="right"/></p>

<p>(By Babe Scanlon)</p>

<p>When the heat hits San Francisco -- as it did yesterday, and how --two of our favorite street styles appear.</p>

<p>One, the woman wearing a sun dress. She looks uncomfortable, and sort of stunned, about her unusual level of public nakedness.</p>

<p>It makes sense. We too own sun dresses that sit in our closet, waiting for the one hot day in San Francisco to come out. Yet when that day comes? We just can't stand that much physical exposure, that much skin revealed. So, we leave it in the closet and wear our normal clothes. which are way to toasty to wear on warm days. </p>

<p>Which then leads to our absolute favorite SF hot day style: the rolled-up jean. Look in any park lawn or on any quarter-sized tuft of grass and you'll see people lying around with their jeans rolled up into shorts and their tops bunched up into half shirts. Those of us who come from a places with actual summers deem this look "The San Francisco Bikini." Some think it's dumb, because: why don't they just by shorts?</p>

<p>But we think that latter is a style we SFers should wear proudly. It's the spontaneous expression of people who feel summer heat so rarely that they'll bunch up their clothes and plop down on bum piss covered grass just to get a piece of it. That kind of gumption should only be admired.</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">What's Going On Here?</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="stormshipt.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/stormshipt.jpg" width="640" height="480"/><br/>
<span class="photo_caption">Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/33328641@N00/2565115244/">dspain/Flickr</a></span></p>

<p>Please advise.</p></div>
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    <id xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">21</id>
    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Behold Dimitri the Stud/Stalker</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Sent to some bodyshot-partying Marina chick, Dimitri's desperate voicemails had us at "Greek," and "maybe you were abused in childhood." Swoon. (Update: here's &lt;a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/06/remember_dimitri_the_lover.php"&gt;an article about said stalker Dimitri&lt;/a&gt;, via our swell sister site Torontoist.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thank you, &lt;a href="http://www.vallewag.com"&gt;Mr. West&lt;/a&gt;, for sending this our way.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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      <name xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Brock</name>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Photo du Jour 149</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="google%20street%20view.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/google%20street%20view.jpg" width="640" height="480"/><br/>
<span class="photo_caption">Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/33328641@N00/2584018127/">dspain/Flickr</a></span></p>

<p>Some pig-- you heard us, <i>pig</i>! -- had the unmitigated gall to go against the express wishes of <a href="http://www.sfist.com/tags/googlemaps">Google</a>. The nerve! Driving a Prius (oh, <em>of course</em> it was a Prius), some poor <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/01/29/google_maps_str.php">Google Street View</a> recording sap was busted by the fuzz for doing some illegal, doing something evil over in the <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/06/sfist_photo_presdio_terrace_sfs_gated_community.php">Presidio</a>. Wonder what it was?</p>

<p>Wait until the Google mafia hears about this. We're heading over to the <a href="http://www.sfist.com/tags/fourseasons">Four Seasons</a> to tell Marissa Mayer this very second.</p></div>
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      <name xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Brock</name>
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    <id xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">23</id>
    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Photos: Beckham Armani Underwear Ad Revealed</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" type="html">&lt;p&gt;David Beckham's gargantuan Armani underwear poster splattered against the side of the Macy's building to much acclaim yesterday. "Just in time for gay-wedding gift shopping," &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/tag/david-beckham/?i=5017849&amp;t=david-beckham-hung-in-san-francisco"&gt;declares Gawker&lt;/a&gt;, here are some shots of the man's monstrous, 100% cotton-sheathed unit as it's being unleashed to the hungry masses below.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh, and Becks was also on-hand to sign some autographs to a few lucky fans. Sadly, there was no sign of Posh/Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham in the crowd. Alas.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">24</id>
    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Photos: Gay Marriage Begins at SF City Hall, June 16</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Exciting stuff, folks. </p>

<p>Here are some images recently taken late this afternoon at and around San Francisco City Hall as Mayor Gavin Newsom officiates <a href="http://sfist.com/2005/11/08/a_wedding_cantata.php">Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin's</a> marriage just inside. (Congratulations, ladies. Sob!) Needless to say, people are flipping their lids: Pastor Fred Phelps crew is there, gaggle upon gaggle of gays are all atwitter, and someone even has (reportedly) had a heart attack due to the extreme matrimonial merriment. Will update with photos as the night wears on.</p>

<p>Check it:<br/>
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    <id xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">25</id>
    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">George Carlin, Dead at 71</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Inspiration to many left-leaning political activists, writers, and observational humorists, comedian/social satirist/pottymouth &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Carlin"&gt;George Carlin&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/george-carlin-1937-2008-farewell-to-the-class-clown/"&gt;died of heart failure today&lt;/a&gt; at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica. &lt;a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ina7M8zC1QQGSxe-e-PxBrf9kl0gD91FM3P80"&gt;He was 71&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Above is his "&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words"&gt;Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television&lt;/a&gt;" bit for which he was well-known. Sigh. RIP, George.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Follow the jump for more clips of his comedic legacy. &lt;center&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MeSSwKffj9o&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MeSSwKffj9o&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;center&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0u6lCBnRoHQ&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0u6lCBnRoHQ&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Photos: Anonymous' Pirate Scientology Protest</title>
    <content xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:default="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" type="xhtml">
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Aargh. Even pirates -- noted rapists and murderers! -- are none too keen on the Scientology movement. And while most you were at the farmer's market this weekend checking out the latest heirlooms tomatoes <em>sans</em> salmonella, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(group)">Anonymous</a> held their weekly protest over at Xenu's Montgomery Street branch. Seriously, folks, this is the best CoS protest yet. And the images are choice, featuring pedobear, simulated rape scenes, outraged pirates, revealing protest signs rising above cheeky slogans (well, a few anyway), and much more. (Check out Bonsonist's protest action <a href="http://bostonist.com/2008/06/16/anonymous-sea-arrrgh-boston.php">here</a>, and LAist's <a href="http://laist.com/2008/06/16/anonymous_goes_aargh_against_scient.php">here</a>.)</p>

<p>Behold:</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Scene from a Same-Sex Wedding Ceremony</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="bears%20getting%20married.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/bears%20getting%20married.jpg" width="640" height="480"/></p>

<p>This has to be the most adorable image we've seen thus far during today's <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/17/photos_gay_marriage_begins_616.php">queer marriage melee</a>. Really, how can <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/06/13/kern_county_couples_rush_into_marri.php">you</a> hate these people?</p>

<p>Oh, you think you have cuter, do you? Well, send it to us <a href="mailto:editor@sfist.com">here</a>.</p></div>
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      <name xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Brock</name>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Newsom Tries To Put Heart Of The City Under His Thumb</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dapperdanj/2591094614/" title="Farmer's Market Sign by Dapperdanj, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3069/2591094614_fa16630a05.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Farmer's Market Sign"/></a></p>

<p>Hey, are you doing anything tomorrow night? If you're like us and you love the Heart of the City Farmers' Market (Wednesdays and Sundays on UN Plaza), you might want to consider going to City Hall, sidestepping the throngs of happy marrying couples, and going to room 250 at 5:00.  See, Mayor Gavin <a href="http://www.sfbayview.com/News/Display_Front_page/Stop_City_takeover_of_Heart_of_the_City_Farmers_Market.html">has introduced legislation </a>that would turn the operation of the market over to the city's Real Estate division, taking it away from its current board of directors. </p>

<p>The idea is that the city could somehow make more money off of the market, and use the extra to help close the budget deficit.  Frankly, we're skeptical.  If you can't make the meeting tomorrow, you can always go down there now and sign one of the petitions they have at the table pictured above. And pick up some strawberries...yum. </p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">GottaPark Invites More Parking Spaces, More Traffic to SF</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="parking%20spot.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/parking%20spot.jpg" width="200" height="267" class="left"/></p>

<p>Well, this is a nifty idea. Sort of. San Francisco resident John Somoza came up with a practical and much-needed way for all of you vehicle drivers out there to find some extra parking: a site where people can rent out their unused spaces. The name of the site is <a href="http://www.gottapark.com/">GottaPark</a>. What it does is this: provides San Francisco residents with an an online system that allows them to rent out their driveways (by the hour, day, week, month) anytime it's not in use.</p>

<p>Looks like a clever idea, yes; but it makes us sad. Anything that brings more cars into the city means slower traffic, slower <a href="http://www.sfist.com/tags/muni">Muni</a>, dirtier air, less walkable neighborhoods, and more accidents. </p>

<p>We asked Somoza what he thought about the impact his site might have on increasing traffic in San Francisco. "I wish I knew the answer to your question. We don't want to encourage additional driving. On the other hand, when I drive within the city or when I come back from out of town, a lot of my driving time is spent circling around looking for parking," he tells us, going on to say, "at the very least, our system would allow San Francisco residents to benefit from the traffic." </p>

<p>True. And it's very shrewd, but and also very selfish. We'll probably use it, but every time we do we'll be embarrassed and ashamed. What about you?</p></div>
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    <title xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">Frank Chu Lands Movie Deal</title>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><img alt="frank%20bhu%20in%20a%20movie.jpg" src="http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/frank%20bhu%20in%20a%20movie.jpg" width="200" height="126" class="right"/></p>

<p>Well, sort of. </p>

<p>Method actor and <a href="http://sfist.com/2008/05/27/frank_chus_wiki.php">mentally-challenged</a> San Francisco icon <a href="http://sfist.com/2007/06/10/photoshop_frank.php">Frank</a> <a href="http://www.sfist.com/tags/frankchu">Chu</a> will appear in the upcoming flick <i>Less</i> -- brought to you by <a href="http://www.outsidefilms.com/about.html">Gabriel Diamond</a>, who brought you such household-name classics as <em>Start to Finish</em> (2007) and  <a href="http://thesexmovie.com/">The Sex Movie</a> (2006)  -- as "12 Galaxies Guy." <i>Less</i> is "an independent narrative film about a man who has chosen to live on the streets in San Francisco," which is currently in post production and expected the be released later this year.</p>

<p>Way to go, Frank, you lovable nut jar</p></div>
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