Wordwide Vegan Bake Sale This Weekend
Speaking of baked goods, the Wordwide Vegan Bake Sale dishes out sweet love all weekend long. Can vegan cookies, cakes, brownies, whoopie pies and other assorted baked treats be just as tasty sans butter or milk? Yes. (See: olive oil cakes) Without eggs? Of course. Take, for example, those donuts are right; they're hyperdelcious. Made by Pepple’s Donuts, they taste like they were created by the Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus, using only sunshine, cocaine divine intervention and sprinkles of sugar to concoct vegan donut perfection. Be sure to sample them, as well as a slew of other baked goods, on Saturday (from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 3506 - 16th Street at Sanchez, [in front of Ike's Place]) and on Sunday (from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the 800 block of Capp Street [near 24th Street. 1/2 block from BART]).
Vaginal Name Christens New Sweet Treat
Our pal Paolo at Eater has word that one of our favorite chefs in the city, the notably Sapphic Elizabeth Faulkner (Citizen Cake, Orson, Top Chef Masters), has a sweet new treat for her fans. They're called MuffWiches. (Chortle.) According to her most recent Twitter message, "These are the best MuffWiches yet. I've got them where I really like them!" Dive in.
Another Dozen Reasons to Buy Local, Organic Beef
A huge beef recall by the JBS Swift Beef Company reminds us of why we're squeamish going into Carl's Jr. and why we try to buy the good grass-fed stuff whenever we're buying beef. 41,000 pounds of beef are being recalled from about a dozen states on evidence of E. coli contamination, and most of the affected cuts appear to be of the lesser varieties -- boneless beef bottom sirloin, "butt ball tip," USDA Choice or higher. Yeah. Gross. Anyway, we know organic doesn't mean there's no risk of E coli contamination, but do we have to proselytize about the dangers of mass-scale, industrial beef processing? We thought not.
Top 5 Queerest Food/Drink Options for Pride
What, no croquembouche?
Under the misguided belief that gays are capable of digestion during Gay Pride weekend, SF Weekly came up with a handy guide to the top five food/drink items for next week's queer festivities. In order of gayness, they are as follows: #5, Sexy Boy sandwich ("thinly sliced ribeye steak and mozzarella sticks") at Ike's Place, 3506 - 16th Street; #4, Lesbionic maki ("white tuna rolled in tempura rice noodle over spinach") at Crazy Sushi, 3232 - 16th Street; #3, Bloody Maria Montez (tequila, chipotle and vodka) at Harvey's, 500 Castro; #2, The Tranny Chaser ("champagne and white peach puree" -- mmm) at QBar, 456 Castro; and #1... well, you'll have to check out the original post to see what gets the top spot. (Har.)
Bacon Meme Reborn
No. 6
Tamara Palmer at SF Weekly revives the OMG-I-TOTALLY-LOOOVE-BACON-TOO trend with a top-five list of surprisingly tasty-sounding bacon-based sweet treats. All of which you can find here in San Francisco. Palmer counts down with: 5) Bacon marshmallows at Perbacco, 4) Peanut butter-chocolate-bacon cupcakes from 4505 Meats, 3) Maple-bacon latte at Pirate Cat Radio, 2) Lori's peanut brittle at Humphry Slocomb, and 1)... well, you'll have to read the original post to find out what won the top spot. However, not every reader is thrilled with this meaty list. As SF Weekly commenter "Shannon" complains, "This makes me really sad. Dessert is the last bastion of the vegetarian. This is a lazy choice for chefs and bakers; you don't need to add bacon to make something salty-sweet. I expect more from our creative Bay Area cooking community."
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