Monday Munchies: Waterbar

'Monday Munchies' returns. Yay! Also, if you can't afford to eat / be seen at Waterbar, calm down and listen: We have a review of Jollibee's, ready for your reading pleasure later this week. Until then, enjoy this.

by Tiffany Maleshefsk The very ritzy-ish Waterbar, normally way out of our wallet’s reach, offers a prix fixe menu on Mondays called Shellfish & Champagne. And their prix fixe menu, which is billed as a "deal" even though it's still out of reach for many of us, is a tad more reasonable. For $60, eaters get three courses and three flutes of champagne. Or, go for the bargain-basement deal three courses for $40 (sans champagne).

We recently tested out the Shellfish & Champagne menu when the shellfish of the evening was Dungeness crab (our absolute favorite). And to keep things interesting, we brought a pal who didn’t need to restrict herself to the prix fixe menu.

Here’s a blow-by-blow of how the meal went down.

SFist Drinks: A Cocktail Blog Roundup

The current wave of cocktail nerd-dom has reached such great heights that there's a whole cottage industry of cocktail bloggers out there and a whole annual conference (Tales of the Cocktail in New Orleans each July) devoted to the mixologists' blogosphere. If you're a beer-and-shot kind of person, you'll probably want to stop reading and click away now. But for those of you who want to geek out on things like flavored bitters, vintage gin drinks, and making your own falernum, here's a roundup of cocktail blogs to beef up your booze knowledge and satisfy your cocktail curiosities.

Wordwide Vegan Bake Sale This Weekend

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Speaking of baked goods, the Wordwide Vegan Bake Sale dishes out sweet love all weekend long. Can vegan cookies, cakes, brownies, whoopie pies and other assorted baked treats be just as tasty sans butter or milk? Yes. (See: olive oil cakes) Without eggs? Of course. Take, for example, those donuts are right; they're hyperdelcious. Made by Pepple’s Donuts, they taste like they were created by the Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus, using only sunshine, cocaine divine intervention and sprinkles of sugar to concoct vegan donut perfection. Be sure to sample them, as well as a slew of other baked goods, on Saturday (from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at 3506 - 16th Street at Sanchez, [in front of Ike's Place]) and on Sunday (from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the 800 block of Capp Street [near 24th Street. 1/2 block from BART]).

Vaginal Name Christens New Sweet Treat

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Our pal Paolo at Eater has word that one of our favorite chefs in the city, the notably Sapphic Elizabeth Faulkner (Citizen Cake, Orson, Top Chef Masters), has a sweet new treat for her fans. They're called MuffWiches. (Chortle.) According to her most recent Twitter message, "These are the best MuffWiches yet. I've got them where I really like them!" Dive in.

Sign of the Times: Bong Su, Anyone?

by Ted Weinstein

Another Dozen Reasons to Buy Local, Organic Beef

beef-recall-e-coli.jpg A huge beef recall by the JBS Swift Beef Company reminds us of why we're squeamish going into Carl's Jr. and why we try to buy the good grass-fed stuff whenever we're buying beef. 41,000 pounds of beef are being recalled from about a dozen states on evidence of E. coli contamination, and most of the affected cuts appear to be of the lesser varieties -- boneless beef bottom sirloin, "butt ball tip," USDA Choice or higher. Yeah. Gross. Anyway, we know organic doesn't mean there's no risk of E coli contamination, but do we have to proselytize about the dangers of mass-scale, industrial beef processing? We thought not.

Top 5 Queerest Food/Drink Options for Pride

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What, no croquembouche?

Under the misguided belief that gays are capable of digestion during Gay Pride weekend, SF Weekly came up with a handy guide to the top five food/drink items for next week's queer festivities. In order of gayness, they are as follows: #5, Sexy Boy sandwich ("thinly sliced ribeye steak and mozzarella sticks") at Ike's Place, 3506 - 16th Street; #4, Lesbionic maki ("white tuna rolled in tempura rice noodle over spinach") at Crazy Sushi, 3232 - 16th Street; #3, Bloody Maria Montez (tequila, chipotle and vodka) at Harvey's, 500 Castro; #2, The Tranny Chaser ("champagne and white peach puree" -- mmm) at QBar, 456 Castro; and #1... well, you'll have to check out the original post to see what gets the top spot. (Har.)

SFist Drinks: Old Sydney Town Punch

This week's cocktail recipe comes to us from H. Joseph Ehrmann, the bar manager at Elixir and director of Cocktail Ambassadors. Elixir is currently offering a Happy Hour punch deal -- $8 for two cups of a different punch each week between 4 and 7 p.m. Now, from H's mixologist notes:

Firm, Luscious Things to Put In Your Mouth

Warning! Ending soon: the chance to have some of the world's most delightfully smooth, luxurious orbs to pop into your mouth (both large and small, depending on your own predilections). No, the Bush Administration hasn't returned to try to outlaw sex; legendary chocolatier Joseph Schmidt's 16th Street store is closing forever at the end of the month.

Science of Chocolate, Tonight, 7:30 p.m., KQED

Everyone loves chocolate -- especially "bitches," as a female friend loves to remind us whenever we reach for a Snickers. From Willy Wonka to Kylie Minogue, people love shoveling it into their greedy, sugar starved mouths.

Saturday's Great American Food and Music Festival looked like it had win written all over it: Diners, Drive-ins and Dives' Guy Fieri, alpha-male grilling fanboy Bobby Flay! A16's Nate Appleman! Boulevard's Nancy Oakes! LA's Pink’s Hot Dogs!, Tony Luke's Cheesesteaks! Booze! Jazzy tunes! Sun!

SFist Drinks: Range's Vicious Circle

I came across a recipe for the Algonquin Cocktail, a classic from the early 1900s, in the book Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails and thought it might be a fun drink to do a spin on. I had been wanting to figure out a recipe using the Zirbenz stone pine schnapps for quite some time and thought that rye would mix well with it. At the time one of my fellow bartenders told me that pineapple was a relative of the pine cone so that was an obvious next step. (After researching this I figured out he was wrong and it is not related, but the flavor still works.) I substituted Drambuie for the dry vermouth (a spiced honey liqueur made from malted whiskey), and after a couple go rounds it was obvious that it needed a little more acid so I added the lemon juice. I named the drink The Vicious Circle, which was what Dorothy Parker used to call the group of writers otherwise known as The Algonquin Round Table.

SFist Interviews: George Morrone (Sutro’s at the Cliff House)

by Tiffany Maleshefski

Fleur de Lys's Hubert "Let It Fly In the Breeze And Get Caught In the Trees" Keller won the main challenge during last night's the premier episode of Top Chef Masters. He wooed the judges' tongues with Cold Scottish Salmon (featuring carrot and petit pea soup with cinnamon croutons), Creamy Mac & Cheese with Prawns, and Mushrooms & Fresh Herbs). In addition to basic cable glory, Keller's win landed $10,000 for the Bay Area's Make-A-Wish Foundation. Aw.

Local Master Chefs Compete On Tonight's <i>Top Chef Masters</i>

As SFist Deborah and your editor took advantage of Orson's first-ever lunch service today (we both recommend the fried chicken sandwich on parmesan bun, complete with expertly fried dark meat that made us binge), we got word from our regular bartender, Jessie, that they're having a quasi-screening party for tonight's premier episode of . See, famed SF chef Elizabeth Faulkner (executive chef/owner of Orson and Citizen Cake) will be a contestant on the show. So, we recommend you heading over to cheer her on to victory.

Bauer to Restaurants: Ban Parfumes

Although he brought this up over a year ago, SF Chronicle's Michael Bauer needs discuss it again. Because nothing has been done about it. What on earth are we talking about? Perfume stink in restaurants. Bauer hates it; in fact, he even has a strict no perfume policy in the Food & Wine department. As he explains, "To me it's almost worse than secondhand smoke. I've had clouds of stinky floral perfumes engulf me as I try to enjoy my meal. Not only does everything end up tasting like a truckload of gardenias, I leave with a headache." Which: true. (Though, we have to add, it's not nearly as bad as Castro trash who sport tank tops and/or flip flops at eateries, which are acts of hostile selfishness.)

Monday Munchies

Restaurants are shuttering like mad these days. Because people are poorer. But it's your job, hungry/employed consumers, to keep San Francisco's top-tier food reputation going strong. So, why not check out some of SF's esteemed eateries on a rare Monday night out on the town, via SFist's new Monday food feature?

SF Foodie Royalty Reveals Junk Food Favorites

In an effort to expose the fructose- and sodium-laced underbelly of the Bay Area foodie scene, SFist asked famous gastronomic types to reveal their junk food habits of choice.

Bacon Meme Reborn

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No. 6

Tamara Palmer at SF Weekly revives the OMG-I-TOTALLY-LOOOVE-BACON-TOO trend with a top-five list of surprisingly tasty-sounding bacon-based sweet treats. All of which you can find here in San Francisco. Palmer counts down with: 5) Bacon marshmallows at Perbacco, 4) Peanut butter-chocolate-bacon cupcakes from 4505 Meats, 3) Maple-bacon latte at Pirate Cat Radio, 2) Lori's peanut brittle at Humphry Slocomb, and 1)... well, you'll have to read the original post to find out what won the top spot. However, not every reader is thrilled with this meaty list. As SF Weekly commenter "Shannon" complains, "This makes me really sad. Dessert is the last bastion of the vegetarian. This is a lazy choice for chefs and bakers; you don't need to add bacon to make something salty-sweet. I expect more from our creative Bay Area cooking community."

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