• Apple's financials didn't turn out so bad, with profit up 38 percent, but their stock price still slipped in after-hours trading. [NYT]
  • The Real World, which apparently will never end on MTV, is coming to town to do an open casting on August 1 even though ratings for Season 30 were at an all-time low. MTV has not announced where the new season will take place. [SF Gate]
  • A Porsche was carjacked from a valet in the Rincon Hill area yesterday afternoon. [SF Appeal]
  • Martin Martinez, a suspect in a mass slaying in Modesto over the weekend, might have killed a 2-year-old who was left in his care last year. [AP/HuffPo]
  • Some San Leandro residents don’t like that Bliss Dance statue at all, calling it tacky, and they worry about the nudity. [ABC 7]
  • Two men moved a home on the Panhandle, on Oak, by 80 feet over the last couple days to make way for new school buildings. [ABC 7]
  • A teen passenger was killed when a car full of four people lost control and slammed into an Oakland funeral home Monday night. [Chron]
  • Oakland City Council members say they were misled, screwed by $1 billon contract with Waste Management that has led to those exorbitant composting fees. [Chron]
  • The feds have dropped their criminal prosecution of Barry Bonds, which means he’s no longer “convicted” on that obstruction of justice charge. [USA Today]