San Francisco, the "City by the Bay," the "Cool, Gray City of Love" where you can soon live in a storage facility. Actually, the news isn't that dour — you'd really be living above the facility, and perhaps in a penthouse to boot.

According to Socketsite, the owners of City Storage, a four-story self-storage facility simply want to supplement their business with seventeen “penthouse” apartments by adding a fifth floor. All storage facilities would remain as they are.

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City Storage is located at 500 Indiana in what people will argue is either Dogpatch, Potrero Hill, or Mission Bay. The proposed apartments are one three-bedroom, seven two-bedroom, five studios, and four one-bedrooms. Also, a new lobby is part of the plan. What's more, the Planning Department sounds to be in support of the “Indiana Penthouses.”

See? Nothing to be depressed about here.

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via Socketsite