• A container of 14 tons of Indian food was turned away at the Port of Oakland last week because it was full of beetles. Picky, picky. [Bay City News]
  • On his company's five-year anniversary, Uber CEO Travis Kalanick deigns to address the masses. [The Verge]
  • Wachowski-driven, SF-set Sense8 hits Netflix tomorrow. [San Francisco Magazine]
  • California's right-to-die legislation, which was inspired by Brittany Maynard, passes the Senate and heads to the Assembly. [Huffington Post]
  • I will restrain myself from comment, as I present to you this piece in which [Buzzfeed] staffers unfamiliar with SF react to photos from our fair city.
  • Lombard Streeters want 28 trees to go. [Hoodline]
  • Ride Caltrain in SF? It'll be more like Calbus this weekend. [Penmoves]
  • Artists can get their work on Muni. [SF Beautiful]
  • [Curbed SF] posts a bunch of rental listings from the 1800s and 1900s just to fuck with all our heads.
  • The Golden State Warriors' longest-standing season-ticket holder sold the two seats he owns behind the Warriors' bench for Thursday night's game for a $6,400 profit. [ABC7]
  • $2 million in grants to end SF's rape kits backlog was lost because the SFPD wouldn't participate. [SF Examiner]