The headline says it all, folks. Drag Queens. Ice. Top 40 hits. Gowns. Wigs. Union Square. Blades of whorey. Rad. Everything you need to to do tonight happens on the ice. Join Donna Sachet, Sister Roma, and a bevy of other local drag stars as they take to frozen water and make magic.

Can't make it? This, in part, is what you'll be missing:

The holiday mary-ment goes from 8 — 9:30 PM at the Safeway Holiday Ice Rink in Union Square. They provide the ice skates, locker rentals, and fun. You provide your grace and elegance. For example.

RSVP here.