"U gotta dig this balloon art that a fan made for me," beams Guy Fieri over a piece of art he received during an appearance at an Atlanta book store. And dig we do, Guy. Do you think Anthony Bourdain or America's Test Kitchen's Christopher Kimball get balloon art from (presumably) crazed fans? No, they do not. But Guy does.

And just look at it! Look at those mandals! Look at the sunglasses! Look at those plump feet! In Fieri-speak, this balloon is money.

The noted chef is in San Francisco this week filming DDD. So far, Fieri has been spotted outside a gay dive bar on Polk Street, and later at SoMa StrEat Food Park where his red Flavortown Camero was ticketed.