Before we go on, please read Katie Baker's excellent piece on the Steubenville rape case in Ohio. It's all about, among other things, how we can finally stop pretending that athletes (e.g., football players) can't be rapists. Because some can and, in fact, are. And we pretty much allow them to get away with it.

Now that we've got that out of the way -- ha, not really; we will continue to bring it up -- here are some Candlestick prayer candles perfect for those of you who want to say a little incantation for the San Francisco 49ers prior to Saturday's big game (and, god willing, the Super Bowl). They cost $12 each (!) and could very well be what stands between victory or defeat. Or not.

[Upper Playground, via the Egoist]