Welcome to Overheard in San Francisco, a new occasional feature where we (and you guys!) take note of the funniest, most obnoxious or simply absurd things to come out of some innocent bystander's mouth. Topics for the first edition include: complicated drinks, a disgruntled tour bus announcer, hipster backpacks and the difference between "stoned" and "high."

Are you high right now?
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "He asked if you were high." Guy 2: "Oh. No. I was just stoned."
via: Brittney Gilbert

Don't call it a JanSport
"Nice rucksack."
Overheard on the 49-Van Ness by Colleen Hubbard

Blame it on the Supes
"Thanks to our Board of Supervisors, this is where you have to get off to get to Alamo Square Park."
Tour bus announcer on the loudspeaker, while parked on Divisadero.

Mixology is hard
"She had to stop and re-make it. It's a pretty complicated cocktail."
Bar patron at Dear Mom on a Saturday night.

Will you come to our show?
"It's a kazoo-based band, but we could always use another trio of kazoos."
via: Brittney Gilbert

Did you overhear something ridiculous? We want to hear about it. Send us your strange conversations, quotes or other public declarations to [email protected] or tweet them to @SFist. (In emails, be sure to note "overheard" in the subject and don't forget to include any hilarious context.)