Speaking of earthquakes, we once knew a dude who claimed to have visions and things, and he had this "Future Map of the United States" hanging in the living room. It's a map that was conceived and printed by another kook, Gordon-Michael Scallion, a Virginia Beach psychic who was a follower of famed psychic, Edgar Cayce.

Scallion said he'd had visions in which most of the West Coast of the U.S. disappeared into the ocean, becoming just a few islands, with Phoenix and Denver becoming new seaports. Also, he saw a huge waterway cutting the continent in half around Missouri. The video above comes from the late 80s or early 90s. Scallion printed different versions of his map in 1991, 1992, 1993, and 1997. The one he's referring to above was supposed to happen via earthquakes and other calamities starting in 1995. Maybe his abilities are just off by a few years?

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