Now that we have had a day to process the overwhelming machismo present at the inaugural Mr. Marina Competition, we'd like to present this brief and entertaining follow-up in the form of our five highlights from the swimwear-and-pickup-lines portion of the evening. Observe:

First up, all too easy seamen/semen pun:

David Stein, apparently going for the youth vote here with the water wings:

Charlie Brown's "Hawaiian Surprise":

Brian "Duckface" Cope, drops trou, salutes his own flagpole:

And finally here's comedian Eric Barry with our favorite "swimwear" look of the night, and the most original pickup line by far:

Special thanks to SFist pal and fellow cultural anthropologist, Sally Kuchar, who selflessly documented the scene for us Wednesday night.