For the San Francisco sports fan who has everything, we present to you the SF Giants heel by Herstar. This staggering platform pump, representing San Francisco Giants team colors and logo, comes in luscious shades of black and orange. They're perfect for any occasion, like stepping on stale beer and curdling nacho cheese as you sashay from your seat at AT&T Park to the bathroom.

SFist asked 7x7's Executive Editor Chloé Harris Frankeny for her sartorial thoughts on the Giants pump. She explains, "I read recently that SF Giants fans are more likely than Oakland As fans to also be fans of Snooki. I thought that was weird, but now I believe it!"

The SF Giants pump can be yours for only $99. They also come in Detroit Tigers, New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Philadelphia Phillies, Milwaukee Brewers, St. Louis Cardinals, and Tampa Bay Rays styles. Due to high demand, though, buyers must wait a minimum of 8 weeks for their shoes to arrive.

In the meantime, did you realize that there's also a Giants toaster, too? A Giants sandwich grill? And even a Giants sofa? We can only hope that they come out with his-and-her fragrances similar to the New York Yankees scents replete with "fresh wood tones" and "cool blue sage."