Teenagers can be horrid creatures. You know this already. In addition to being B.O.-laced, hormone-filled beasts, many of them lack clarity and independent thought. Exhibit D-: this 14-year-old girl from California leaping on the hatemongering bandwagon with this depressing video calling for Americans to boycott Girl Scout Cookies. Why does she want you to shun Girl Scout Cookies? Because seven-year-old Bobby Montoya, who identifies as a girl, wanted to join his local Girl Scouts chapter. Even though Montoya didn't join the troupe, "the decision to allow him to do so instantly infuriated some conservative troupes, who called the move 'extremely confusing' and an 'almost dangerous situation.' " Thus, the boycott.

As Gothamist's Jamie Feldmar points out: "She accuses the group of 'not being honest' with her, her family, her Scout sisters, and the American public, makes the case that 'it's not safe to hide boys in Girl Scouts,' and says she won't be funneling any more cash into their transgender-person-acceptance agenda anymore." Watch the video, then check out her backers, HonestGirlScouts.com, and start buying ALL THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES EVER.

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Speaking of buying Girl Scout Cookies, you should do as Feldmar asks. Buy them. All of them. Not only because a calling for a boycott over a seven-year-old lacks character, but because Girl Scout Cookies are so damned tasty. SFist asked several local food notables to (begrudgingly) reveal their favorite picks.

Elizabeth Falkner (The Next Iron Chef / Top Chef Masters): "Thin Mints"
Carolyn Alburger (Eater): "Just thinking about a Samoa—chewy caramel, coconut, chocolate—makes my mouth water. I don't get it when people pick Thin Mints or Tagalongs. Go eat a Reese's or a York Peppermint Pattie! Samoas are totally unique and they taste the best too."
Paolo Lucchesi (Inside Scoop): "The correct order is: Samoas, Tagalongs, Thin Mints, Dulce de Leche, Peanut Butter, the lemon one that tastes like soap."
Marcia Gagliardi (Tablehopper): "Thin Mints (out of my freezer)"
Jonathan Kauffman (SF Weekly): "Lemon Chalet Cremes. Since, like, birth. What gets me is that artificial lemon flavor, mixed with a hint of citric acid for a lemon-like tang."
Michael Bauer (SF Chronicle / Inside Scoop): "I like the mint wafers...whatever they're called."

SFist conducted a poll in 2009 to see which Girl Scout Cookies readers preferred. Most of you (accurately) chose Samoas as the champion. You can buy chewy, chocolatey, crumbly Samoas or any other number of satisfying cookies when Girl Scout Cookie season starts in just 31 days!