Lively Tumblr Bi Curios Dad came across a sight at the Metreon complex at Fourth and Mission, one that they've seen several times. Specifically, a man who comes in regularly and eats store brand vanilla ice cream with a plastic spoon while crouched in the same corner. BCD writes:

There is this man who comes to the Metreon every day at (I think) the same time, gets in to the same position at this same spot and eats ice cream with a plastic spoon. He is a middle-aged white man, disheveled in appearance, who will eat the ice cream while maintaining this position, only pausing to place his dominant hand on the ground if his other gets tired. The ice cream he eats is always the same: store brand, and vanilla or some variation thereof.

Here's another view of the frozen dairy gobbler. Interesting.

Have you, readers, come across the ice cream man as well? We'd love to know more.