And today on our favorite beat, namely the Drunks Behaving Badly beat, we find one obviously [read: allegedly] drunk dude who drove his car into McLaren Park around 2:20 a.m. this morning, shortly after last call. As Mike Aldax the Ex reports, cops found the car stuck “half off the road and in the air” near the pond by the playground. The driver then proceeded to fail all field sobriety tests.

Luckily, no one was injured.