Despite President Obama repealing 'don't ask, don't tell,' the U.S. military's ban on gays serving in the military, "Defense Secretary Robert Gates sent a memo to troops warning them that it remains in effect until 60 days after the government certifies that the military is ready for implementation." What's more, according to CNN, "There will be no special bathroom or housing facilities to accommodate homosexuals, except in special cases." Just what exactly those extenuating circumstances are remains a titillating mystery. [CNN]