Vegansaurs editor and SFist contributor Laura Beck moved over to SF Weekly today with this darling, daring piece on the city's sacred Slow Food movement. Among so much choice advice, Beck suggests the following: "When you're feeling more secure in your mastery of Slow Food, find a poor family (it's best if they're in a minority class and could afford to lose a few pounds; also single mothers will earn you extra street cred) and teach them to eat correctly. If you don't educate these people about quinoa, who will? WHO?" Read it with a Hot Pocket for maximum pleasure. [SF Weekly]