She just wants to feel good. (Monster's Ball? Anyone?) Academy Award winner Halle Berry, according to SFGate gossip, "is considering relocating from Los Angeles to S.F. in an effort to protect her daughter from crazed paparazzi."

In an interview with Vogue magazine, Berry bemoans, "I worry that this whole insatiable appetite for celebrity children will somehow adversely affect Nahla. I don't think it's fair, and I don't think it's safe." Funny. Until this interview, we had no idea that a) she had a daughter or b) that her daughter was named Nahla.

Way to keep your kid out of the limelight, Catwoman.

Berry goes on to say that the press has already objectified her kid. "They just pick her apart on a very superficial level." They do? News to us.