The greatest thing that will ever happen to San Francisco, Target, will have a community meeting held in its esteemed honor on Wednesday, July 21. The Facebook invite chirps, "Target is definitely interested in taking over the old abandoned Mervyn's space in the desolate plaza at Geary and Masonic. But what does this mean for traffic, pedestrians, and bikes? How will it affect the plans to Fix Masonic?" Traffic, pedestrians, and bikes? Deal with it, mow 'em down, and make 'em drive cars. It's Target! It is glorious. Submit to more stuff.