Obsessed over last night's Dan Noyes vs. Laguna Honda PR flack showdown? We sure are. It's uncomfortable. It's touchy-feely. It hints, but never reaches the point of, fisticuffs. It's everything we want from our local news outlets. ABC 7's Dan Noyes, as most of you know by now, got into an awkward confrontation with Director of Community Relations Marc Slavin (who, along with Hospital Director Mivic Hirose, ignored ABC 7's request for an interview, hence this surprise interview.)

To that end, here are some stills from said confrontation between Noyes and Slavin. (Thanks, Tim Ehhalt of SF Appeal, for sending these our way.) We urge graphic designer-ly inclined readers to photoshop any of the images and send them back to us (at editor[at]sfist[dot]com) for a festive gallery. Or, better yet, use the footage to create a re-mix. (A few ideas? MC Hammer's "You Can't Touch This," Diana Ross' "Touch Me In the Morning," Rocky Horror Show's "Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch-a-Touch Me," and so forth.)

Also, after them jump, the staff memo sent out by Hospital Director Mivic Hirose.