Talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres just realized what many of us have known for years: Apple is pretentious and humorless. See, after making this amusing iPhone parody video for her daily show, Apple bullied (presumably, but come on, you know Steve Jobs threw some sort of petulant shit fit) her into apologizing. (In Ellen's defense, the iPhone, while quite remarkable, is difficult when it comes to texting.) Shame on you, Apple. To view the not-so offensive parody, head to Valleywag.