John Waters Goes Insane, Admits Love For Muni

One of the world's greatest filmmakers and moustache wearers, John Waters, has, by all reasonable accounts, completely lost his mental and emotional clarity. To wit:

"People always ask what my favorite thing to do in San Francisco is," Waters explains to Catherine Bigelow. "They're usually surprised when I tell them I love riding around on public transportation."

Surprised and concerned.

We wish Waters a speedy recovery.