This one is super simple. If you'd like to donate to Haitian relief efforts -- the country experienced a 7.0 earthquake on Tuesday, resulting in at least 50,000 deaths, widespread destruction and machete-wielding "looters" (or, "machete-wielding people in desperate need who are looking for food and water," if you will) -- text "YELE" TO 501501 (to donate $5) or "HAITI" to 90999 (to give $10). You will get a return text confirming that you want to donate to the Yele Haiti Foundation or the American Red Cross, respectively.