SF Weekly brings us some merry/horny news: the fine folks over at Market Street Cinema (a strip joint as seen via their NSFW site) are now accepting new unwrapped gifts for Toys for Tots in exchange for admission. Aw.
Read more about this festive offer here.



This is but one example of the treasures we would lose should mid-Market St. ever be cleaned up.
Toys for twats?
OMG. You win. Even my wife laughed at that.
"COME HELP THE KIDS AND HELP YOURSELF", indeed.
more like Tits for Tots, amirite?
Think I'm going to use this as the image for my business cards. Merry XXXmas!
And by "business" I mean "Christmas." LOL
I am so stealing that idea.
Please don't sue me, Andy Wright/SF Weekly!
I liked business card better.