photo credit: Christopher Rogers
No, not this. Nor this. And certainly not this.
This is what we're looking for this Halloween season. After you've carefully assembled your seamlessly executed Halloween costume -- one that you thought of in a moment of sheer genius -- be sure to snap a picture of it and send it to SFist. Then, on November 1, we'll post your picture(s)on the site. Fame is just a photo away, people, so get shooting.
Also: maybe we'll have some sort of first-place award, giving a nifty gift to the most creative outfit. You can even send us images of your wee ones rocking out their festive costumes -- SFist is a family-friendly zone too; well, for some kinds of families, anyway.
Send your images to editor[at]sfist.com along with a name and explanation of said costume(s).
If you still haven't come up with costume, here's a decent list of Halloween costume stores in San Francisco to help get you started.



Ah, yes. Halloween.
The one time a year when closeted whores get to dress up as real whores and leave the house looking like whores.
The one time a year when closeted drag queens get to dress up as real drag queens and leave the house looking like drag queens.
Every year, the same unimaginative shit.
would it kill you to be a bit less of a crum-bum, son?
i was gonna make a costume but i'm too broke
I don't know whether to go as a slutty nurse, a slutty Catholic school girl, a slutty French maid or just a slut.